This guy has been visiting daily this week. He takes a sunflower seed from the feeder, perches on my wooden lawn chair, puts the seed in a hole left where a wooden plug fell out. He then pecks it open. Sorry for quality of photo as I had to shoot through a window to get it.

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Wow! Nice shot. I’ll be visiting Tahoe in May. Never been there.

Then there was the optometrist who fell headfirst into his lens grinding machine.
He made a spectacle of himself!

Thanks, Bill.... didn’t think of that before leaving the resort.

We have lots of the bois d’arc around here. Worthless trees. I’m sure it’s not one of those.
Thanks

Police were chasing a crook. He jumped on a scale and got a weigh.

You can’t shoe a horsefly!

Really appreciate your pic. Might check one out when I get home. Gotta know if it will be happy in Texas heat.

I think you nailed it! Wish I could be here in Springtime to see it.
Thanks

Definitely NOT a weeping willow. Thanks

Thanks, Don

Good to begin the day with a chuckle/ maybe even a chortle.

Thanks for responses. Would enjoy seeing it in bloom but alas will only be here couple more days.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes a look at him and asks,” Why the long face, pal?”

Bartender hears a knock at the door. Opening door he sees a snail and kicks him into the parking lot shouting ,”We don’t serve snails here!”
Six month later he hears a knock and opens the door. The snail is back and asks,” Why did you do that to me, mister?”

And the greatest twisted humor in history....
A man has a dog with no legs. He loves this poor pooch and walks him in a wagon every day.
A new neighbor sees them and trying to make conversation asks the dog’s name.
He doesn’t have a name replied the dog owner.
The neighbor is stunned saying all dogs have names. Why didn’t you give him a name?
The answer... are you ready?
“He wouldn’t come if I called him!”

This is growing on Monkey Island, Oklahoma outside the condo where we are staying. Never saw anything like it but have seen several in the area.