I agree, except for the FORD part. I've owned 3 Fords in my 60+ years of driving. ALL 3 were JUNK! The last one, a 1986 Ford Aerostar, had to be towed in 3 times while it was still under warranty. No more Fords for me.,.,. EVER!

DEFINITION OF A BOAT: A hole in the water, lined with fiberglass, into which you throw money.

I carry a Ruger (with a concealed carry permit). If somebody tries to rob me, he'll wind up in either the hospital or the morgue. Thanks to Florida's "Stand your ground" law.

I also have security cameras around my house, and alarms in both vehicles.

That must have been in a Walmart parking lot.

At that level of stupidity, he shouldn't be allowed to reproduce anyway.

Apples have worms, but Windows have bugs. Neither one is perfect. I'll stick with my Windows PCs.

Here is how I believe the Earth was made:
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.

I've been in pubs & bars quite a few times, but not as a drinker. I was an EMT in a volunteer Fire/Rescue department, and had to go in when a drunk passed out.

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The late payment charges would be against her deceased husband, not her. I doubt he'll send them the payment.

Only 45 minutes?

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I tell them I have 14 windows in my house,+ but NONE of them have a computer attached.. For some reason, they just hang up.

I stopped using Quicken YEARS ago. I can do online banking directly with my bank. I do use Quickbooks for my business invoicing.

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I tell them, "I'm sorry, but they have already been deleted." Actually, they HAVE been deleted from my main computer, just not from my backup system.

I've had to scrape frost off the windshield 3 or 4 times in the 37 years we've lived here. It's 73 degrees outside this morning, and it feels cold. I love the weather here in Cape Coral, FL.

George W. Bush was walking through an airport last week, when he saw an old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a long white robe and holding a staff. He walked up to the man, who was staring at the ceiling, and asked, "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?"

The man stood perfectly still and continued to stare at the ceiling, saying nothing.

Again, George W. asked, a little louder this time, "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?"

Again, the old man stared at the ceiling motionless without saying a word.

George W. tried a third time, louder yet, "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?"

Again, no movement or words from the old man. He continued to stare at the ceiling.

One of George W.'s aides asked him if there was a problem, and George W. said, "Either this man is deaf or extremely rude. I have asked him three times if he was Moses, and he has not answered me yet."

To which the man, still staring at the ceiling finally replied to the aide, "I can hear him and yes, I am Moses, but the last time I spoke to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness."