jerryc41 wrote:
I've been complaining about Amazon's one to two-week delivery of whatever I order. Yesterday, I ordered a bathroom rug that was on sale. I'm receiving it today! Maybe Amazon has gotten its act together, and my orders will arrive faster. Thanks you, Amazon!
Rules for delivery people everywhere (Amazon, UPS, FedEx, USPS, etc)
1. If you want it bad, you get it (delivery) bad.
2. If you want it real bad, you get it real bad.
3. If you want it worse, you get it worse.
Part 2, how to make it bad:
1. Miss the promised delivery date.
2. Post on-line that it was delivered when it wasn't. But deliver it the next day and deny there was a problem.
3. Turn around in your driveway, causing unfulfilled expectations.
4. Post a picture on-line showing it was delivered, but to the wrong house.
5. Post routing on-line showing the package rerouted to distant locations.
6. Stop posting routing, show nothing.