THAT IS THE EAGLE AND I SAILED THAT WONDERFUL SHIP FOR 3 WEEKS TO GUANTANAMO BAY AND THROUGH THE PANAMA CANAL. I WAS BERRYING AN UNCLE REAR ADMIRAL PATTERSON AT SEA.
I think you meant "burying" your uncle, said the old school ma'am.
Heard a new one today: use a squirt gun. I gotta try it. The red squirrels are so cheeky they'll just sit there and look at me unless I'm actually within reach. I throw out stale bread and crackers for them and they do eat them, -- after the sunflower seeds are gone.