JaiGieEse wrote:
As to first paragraph, I saw a post in a computer forum once, in a thread about WiFi security, wherein someone suggested naming your WiFi router "FBI Surveillance Van," to give pause to your neighbors...
As to your second paragraph, I recommend that you listen to an old Johnny Paycheck song, entitled "Colorado Kool-Aid."
several years back, a friend who works for the feds brought me a "Department Of Justice, Federal Bureau Of Prisons" ball cap
I suspect that might do the job
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