*PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has angrily withdrawn his support from the U.S. Senate candidate Herschel Walker because, in the former President’s words, “only a loser pays his bills.”

Reports that Walker paid a bill in 2009 “made me very upset and, quite frankly, very mad, because it means that Herschel, who I thought was a tremendous guy and very smart, is not so smart and maybe even a big dummy,” Trump posted on his social-media platform, Truth Social.

“I have never paid a bill in my life, and I can’t support someone who has,” Trump continued. “If Herschel, who now seems like a giant loser, paid this bill, does that mean he paid his lawyer, too? His gardener? This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”

Trump said he is now demanding that all candidates he supports come forward with proof that they have never paid for anything.

“If it turns out that Dr. Oz paid the clown who whitened his teeth, he’s toast,” Trump warned.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-furious-at-herschel-walker-only-a-loser-pays-his-bills


*Sleazer's Palace, Palm Beach - Kimmel

The Ardvark has spoken. Good onya! Mates don't let mates go uninformed.

Take Me Back To Tulsa by Bob Wills was positively union bolshie.

*"Little bee sucks the blossom, big bee gets the honey,
Dark man picks the cotton, White man gets the money." Bob Wills and Tommy Duncan

Bob Wills - Take me back to Tulsa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCjbMdY8dZE



* Those lyrics have an interesting history of bowdlerization.

" ... Wills's organization was based in Tulsa from 1934 to 1942, and the song takes its name from the chorus: "Take me back to Tulsa, I'm too young to marry".

Lyrically, the song is a series of unrelated, mostly nonsense, rhyming couplets. One was:

Little bee sucks the blossom, big bee gets the honey.
Darkie raise the cotton, white man gets the money.

The last quoted line was changed by 1946 by Wills to: "Little man raise the cotton, beer joints get the money."[5] (Modern covers of the song have tended to use the line: "Poor boy picks the cotton, Rich man gets the money").

When Wills was asked about the lines, he said they were just nonsense lyrics that he learned as a youth.[6] Though Wills did not know its origin, the couplet actually derives from a 19th century song of enslaved African Americans, a version of which also appeared in print in the 1880 novel My Southern Home by William Wells Brown.[7]

When played at Cain's Ballroom in Tulsa and other venues, it often included the lines:

Would I like to go to Tulsa? Boy I sure would.
Well, let me off at Archer, and I'll walk down to Greenwood.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Me_Back_to_Tulsa

He doesn't play a progressive. If anything, he plays a conservative with a conscience. You probably didn't recognize it because there are so few of them left in the wild. He's a conservative with a few of the rough surfaces sanded smooth. You appear to be a conservative who has yet to be civilized. You might have been happier in a previous century, except if you were really there, you would hate it. You probably aren't racist, or if you are, you aren't one of the rabid ones. You say you are not, and I haven't seen anything to indicate you are lying, but if a candidate you support, or is supported by your party, is, you don't repudiate them.

Thirty-one pages and people still argue that Trump could have declassified the documents. UNTIL they are marked as DECLASSIFIED they are STILL CLASSIFIED regardless of what Trump "thought" he might want to do with them. There is a process that has been explained repeatedly, and Trump DID NOT follow that process. And after he was kicked out of office he NO LONGER had the power to declassify anything via thinking about it, waving his hand, or even trying to do it legally and properly.

There is no question about Trump being guilty. The only decision is what to do about it.