I think it's posts like this that got Jerry back into the "topic starter rank #1". He's been working at it for a while and he finally made it. It will be interesting to see how long he keeps it.
"jerryc41 (topic starter rank #1) Joined: Sep 5, 2011 Posts: 151633 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY"

I know who Telly Savalas is and I really liked him. Watched his Kojak show every week. "Who Loves Ya, Baby?"

What do you mean not that TS?

I had several Honda motorcycles over the last 40 years and as far as I can recall none of them air bags. They didn't have seat belts either.

I was called for jury duty where the girl was claiming the ex-boyfriend assaulted her, which he denied. When they got to questioning me I said I didn't care to get involved in a "he said/she said" situation. I was dismissed.
Was it something I said?

Another jury I was on involved a gang banger driving down the street of his former gang banger boss and one other gang guy. He stopped the car, pulled out a gun and starting shooting. Killed both gang bangers. He was charged with two homicides, shooting into an occupied residence, possession of a stole car and a fifth charge I can't remember what it was. For some reason the other jurors thought I should be the jury foreman. We found him guilty of four of the five charges. He got a pass of the fifth charge that I can't remember what it was.

Yes, I have seen this before and can sort of relate to it but not the volume the author was getting. Four years ago I bought a snow throwing machine since I was tired of shoveling the stuff. The first couple years I had it I only used it once each year - that's how little snow we got, Nevada is the driest state in the country. However last year it got a good workout. We got a bunch of snow a few days ago. I got the snow machine out and got most of the driveway cleared but then the damn thing broke down. Called the repair guy and left a message but I probably won't hear from him until spring.

How can that be, who doesn't like shoveling snow?

I used to have something like that windshield cleaner. I wonder what I did with it.

I used to go to Walgreens for my prescriptions but they were getting so slow I gave up on them years ago and have been going elsewhere. But lately "elsewhere" is getting slow, also. Might have to change again.

Right. Back in the 1940s how many Boeing B17s crashed and burned?

I want to throw-up even seeing a dog lick someone else's face.

How about "you're inside now, you can take your coat off" or "take this job and shove it".

ER bill? You're going to need a lot more than quarters.

By the time I got this far I figured it was going to be a joke.
This is the Chit-Chat section, after all. There's a lot of jokes posted here.

Just about every time I see a Tesla on the road they are always white - except I did see a red one a few months ago. I was wondering about that. This is probably the reason for that.

What people say to me is, "You have an expensive camera, I would think your pictures would be better!".