Thoughts from the shower….
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".(It does fall on a Tuesday).
philmurfin wrote:
Thoughts from the shower….
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".(It does fall on a Tuesday).
Thoughts from the shower…. br br br Do twins ev... (
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Anyone like to make it to Niner Day 9/9/99? (a Wednesday) or an easier one-19 squared day 1/9/19 (also Wednesday)
DirtFarmer
Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
robertjerl wrote:
Anyone like to make it to Niner Day 9/9/99?...
Been there, done that. A bit over 18 years ago.
DirtFarmer wrote:
Been there, done that. A bit over 18 years ago.
But what about the next one?
You might be spending too much time in the shower.
Sounds kind of like Steven Wright.
My mother who had a heart condition from childhood rheumatic fever outlived four (4) of her cardiac doctors (who all had heart failure). May she rest in peace after her 93 earthly years, departing this earthly realm in 1988.
philmurfin wrote:
Thoughts from the shower….
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".(It does fall on a Tuesday).
Thoughts from the shower…. br br br Do twins ev... (
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We are going to pick up the twins in a couple of hours and will let them know.
philmurfin wrote:
Thoughts from the shower….
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".(It does fall on a Tuesday).
Thoughts from the shower…. br br br Do twins ev... (
show quote)
If two sex robots are filmed having " sex ", is it porn? Hmmmm.
Half of the people you know are below average
DirtFarmer
Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
twowindsbear wrote:
Half of the people you know are below average
Not necessarily.
If there are 10 people and 9 of them are 6' tall and the 10th is only 5'2", the average is 5'11" and only one of them is below average by that metric.
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