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Aug 13, 2017 10:14:50   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
fourg1b2006 wrote:
Very nice portrait of this beautiful lady...can you find out if she has any sisters lol.


Thanks, Marty. Glad you liked this one. Kim is just stunning, a powerhouse of a lady. If I didn't positively ooze confidence, owing to my glamorous job as astronaut/custodian here at the Ministry, I'd never have had the guts to put my mop down and talk to her, let alone ask her to pose for me.

Rumanians are known for having large families, and while she lost two sisters during the Great Pestilence of 1823 (as it's now referred to) and another to an ill-timed broom flight over a Russian nuclear test site in 1957, she says there are still two other sisters at home. She also mentioned that she's the ugly duckling of the family, while her remaining (and unmarried!) sisters are celebrated in Rumania for their great beauty. Now, seeing as how Rumanian and American ideas of feminine beauty have diverged a bit over the centuries (long bushy black moustaches are highly prized over there. And on men, too...), keep that in mind before calling and asking either of them for a date. ; )

Thanks for your visit and the laugh, always very much appreciated!

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Aug 13, 2017 10:14:57   #
bigwolf40 Loc: Effort, Pa.
 
Treepusher wrote:
When I was young, wicked witches were creatures to be feared--brooding, ill-tempered crones, often green, and covered with warts. And they cackled while feasting on plump, disobedient children!

Now that I'm grown and have a swell job as astronaut/custodian at the Ministry of Mayhem, I find myself associated with an abundance of wicked witches (they now call themselves Dark Ladies, in keeping with their updated PR campaign, and trying to dispense with the whole 'wicked' label). Far from their earlier depiction, I find them without exception to be beautiful and completely charming, with nary a wart to be seen. Youthful skin tones are now the order of the day, and cackling has been abandoned in favor of the most musical laughter. Plus they're fountains of arcane knowledge, which they don't mind sharing.

Okay, so they still feast on plump, disobedient children--Rome wasn't built in a day. But if you can overlook their culinary and gastronomic preferences, I can't think of anyone in whose company I'd rather be.

Here, for example, is Dark Lady Kimberly, the shot taken during her most recent visit from Rumania. You'll note--no warts, and no cackling!
When I was young, wicked witches were creatures to... (show quote)


Nice story and she is very pretty but she does have that little touch of evil look in her eyes and I love that. Makes for a real women ....Rich

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Aug 13, 2017 10:23:00   #
Nuclear13 Loc: North Lauderdale, Florida
 
Randy. I'm partial to Madam P (AKA Loraine). Maybe cause I'm an older person & I like older women. That is not to say the other ladies are not pretty but Madam P has bewitched my heart. I think she has cast a spell over me. Of course having the same type of health problems only makes me (bowel problems) makes me feel more closer to her & her health problems. If I was handsome & rich I would try & snatch her away from you but alas I'm not. But then again I'd have to fight the whole HOG men for her affection. Keep on posting more of Madam P photos.

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Aug 13, 2017 10:25:24   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
merrytexan wrote:
if she has ever had warts she must have cast a spell on herself and made them disappear...she has beautiful skin and hair and eyes and I love her new portrait tp!


Thanks, MT. Kim is a stunner in person. Poised, articulate, and gorgeous! She'd be way out of my league if it weren't for my elevated position as astronaut/custodian at the Ministry. Given that, she may not be good enough for me! But of course, there's another Dark Lady already ahead of her in line for my affections anyway, so too bad for DL Kimberly, her loss.

LOL!!!

Thanks for your very kind words and visit, always much appreciated, and glad you enjoyed the image.

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Aug 13, 2017 10:30:45   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
jaymatt wrote:
The beautiful Kimberly--and those eyes! One can only wonder at what thoughts are behind them, her being a dark lady and all.


Thanks, John. One does NOT want to be on her bad side. That's all I'll say. But she is stunning. If not for my lofty position at the Ministry, I'd never have been able to even talk to her, let alone ask her to pose. Fortunately, being an astronaut/custodian gives one confidence with the ladies. Even Dark Ladies. LOL!

Thanks for your very kind words and visit, I do appreciate it!

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Aug 13, 2017 12:50:33   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
bigwolf40 wrote:
Nice story and she is very pretty but she does have that little touch of evil look in her eyes and I love that. Makes for a real women ....Rich


Thanks, Rich. Windows to her soul, lol. There is definitely some fire there, and she's one you'd want to hang onto and never let go. Quite a lady.

Glad you enjoyed this one, and thanks as always for your kind comments and visit. Much appreciated!

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Aug 13, 2017 13:01:51   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
Nuclear13 wrote:
Randy. I'm partial to Madam P (AKA Loraine). Maybe cause I'm an older person & I like older women. That is not to say the other ladies are not pretty but Madam P has bewitched my heart. I think she has cast a spell over me. Of course having the same type of health problems only makes me (bowel problems) makes me feel more closer to her & her health problems. If I was handsome & rich I would try & snatch her away from you but alas I'm not. But then again I'd have to fight the whole HOG men for her affection. Keep on posting more of Madam P photos.
Randy. I'm partial to Madam P (AKA Loraine). Maybe... (show quote)


Thanks, Michael. Madame P is the brightest star in my sky, and as beautiful as some of these other Dark Ladies may be, my eyes are always fixed firmly on her. But that doesn't mean I don't see the other stars shining up there, lol. And not to worry, more of your favorite Dark Lady soon. : )

Thanks for your comments and visit, always much appreciated!

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Aug 13, 2017 13:26:54   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Very good shot Randy.

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Aug 13, 2017 13:46:17   #
rockdog Loc: Berkeley, Ca.
 
Treepusher wrote:
When I was young, wicked witches were creatures to be feared--brooding, ill-tempered crones, often green, and covered with warts. And they cackled while feasting on plump, disobedient children!

Now that I'm grown and have a swell job as astronaut/custodian at the Ministry of Mayhem, I find myself associated with an abundance of wicked witches (they now call themselves Dark Ladies, in keeping with their updated PR campaign, and trying to dispense with the whole 'wicked' label). Far from their earlier depiction, I find them without exception to be beautiful and completely charming, with nary a wart to be seen. Youthful skin tones are now the order of the day, and cackling has been abandoned in favor of the most musical laughter. Plus they're fountains of arcane knowledge, which they don't mind sharing.

Okay, so they still feast on plump, disobedient children--Rome wasn't built in a day. But if you can overlook their culinary and gastronomic preferences, I can't think of anyone in whose company I'd rather be.

Here, for example, is Dark Lady Kimberly, the shot taken during her most recent visit from Rumania. You'll note--no warts, and no cackling!
When I was young, wicked witches were creatures to... (show quote)


Beautiful work Randy! But.....I spent too much time looking....and ... she turned me into a Newt! Oh well, perhaps I'll "get better".
phil

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Aug 13, 2017 15:29:10   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
ebbote wrote:
Very good shot Randy.


Thank you, Earnest. Start with a beautiful model, and it's hard to go wrong. Glad you enjoyed this one.

Thanks as always for your kind comment and visit, always much appreciated!

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Aug 13, 2017 15:40:04   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
rockdog wrote:
Beautiful work Randy! But.....I spent too much time looking....and ... she turned me into a Newt! Oh well, perhaps I'll "get better".
phil


LOL!!! Thanks, Phil. I can sympathize, having spent a fair amount of green time myself for one infraction or another... Good news is these lovely Dark Ladies relent quickly, and you'll be back to yourself shortly! ; )

Glad you enjoyed the image, and thanks very much for the laugh and your visit. I do appreciate it!

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Aug 13, 2017 15:51:14   #
CathyAnn Loc: Apache Junction, AZ
 
Oh my! Your beautiful portrait shows just how stunning she is. If a Dark Lady can be sweet, Dark Lady Kimberly is very sweet. I'm not saying you don't have to keep trying to stay on her good side, but I can't imagine her turning you into a toad unless you did something very dumb or thoughtless... and I can't imagine you doing anything like that!

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Aug 13, 2017 16:47:36   #
Sylvias Loc: North Yorkshire England
 
Wonderful portrait of Dark Lady Kimberly. How can you resist those mesmerising eyes? This is one of your best!

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Aug 13, 2017 17:57:18   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
CathyAnn wrote:
Oh my! Your beautiful portrait shows just how stunning she is. If a Dark Lady can be sweet, Dark Lady Kimberly is very sweet. I'm not saying you don't have to keep trying to stay on her good side, but I can't imagine her turning you into a toad unless you did something very dumb or thoughtless... and I can't imagine you doing anything like that!
Oh my! Your beautiful portrait shows just how stu... (show quote)


Thanks, CathyAnn. She is quite a sweetie, very good natured as well as beautiful. As for turning me into a toad, I'm always saying dumb things, and I hold the local and state record for 'most green time by an astronaut/custodian.' It's in the books, and doesn't look like anyone will be breaking it soon.

Something to be proud of... : (

Thanks for your very kind words and visit, they're always much appreciated!

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Aug 13, 2017 18:08:52   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
Sylvias wrote:
Wonderful portrait of Dark Lady Kimberly. How can you resist those mesmerising eyes? This is one of your best!


Thank you, Sylvia. An impressive lady, very beautiful, very intelligent. Unfortunately for her, my heart lies elsewhere, poor lady. She'll have to find another astronaut/custodian to lust after. Maybe back in Rumania?

LOL!!!

Glad you liked this one, and thanks for your very kind comments and visit, always much appreciated!

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