Wow... just wow. It sounds like this is all about you, Medic24.
"Control issues" is a beautiful understatement.
I completely agree with all the preceding criticisms of this colossally self-absorbed, mean-spirited stunt.
Being a father, myself, of a lovely photographer-daughter, my instinct is to protect and enrich her; never to take delight in her horror, no matter how fleeting.
I'm heartened that you showed one dim flicker of conscience. You acknowledged a wisp of self-doubt by offering your so-called prank up for public comment. Let's hope you are doing some much-needed introspection as a result.
Drop it in a toilet, much safer
Why ruin a wonderful surprise and gift by making her hurt that you've ruined her camera? That's not funny at all. Do you think she will appreciate it more? Take her to the camera store on the pretense of buying a new lens for yourself and let her browse. When she says "I love this camera" buy it. It would be a very loving moment for her. Spare her the hurt for your sadistic pleasure. I would never do that to my child.
Medic24 wrote:
My lovely 23 yr old daughter has developed a love for travel as well as a talent for photography well beyond my abilities, and I'm a bit jealous.
Her equipment is becoming more sophisticated and correspondingly expensive as well.
Combine that with my love of practical jokes (at her expense), I've developed a intricate & devious plan to absolutely devastate her and then gleefully surprise her at the same time. Please tell me what you think.
We have plans in place to go back to beautiful Iceland this summer for 2 weeks mainly to explore the various waterfalls and mountain peaks, photographing them in detail as we go.
Her birthday will fall during this time, and I plan on upgrading her equipment to a Nikon D810 as a surprise. Of course I will have brought it along, bragging that it is 'MY' new camera.
Now for the practical joke:
I plan to "borrow " her current Nikon D7200 body with the intent of photographing her, as we stand in a precarious position above a cliff , a waterfall or other similar location.
As she stands watching, I'll make a point to change out a lens on what she assumes is the current D7200, fumbling to the point were she sees me 'accidently' drop her camera body perhaps hundreds of feet down to the ground or into the water. I will of course have changed out the D7200 body with an old non-working D40 i just picked up off of EBay for a few bucks -having safely ensconced the D7200 in my bag.
Oh, the look of sheer horror i expect to see on that beautiful face.
Of course being the dutiful dad I am, I will immediately offer up 'my' brand new D810 and the corresponding lenses as a sacrifice for her loss ( which was really for her anyway). I'm just wondering at what point should I hand back the original D7200 and try not to laugh so hard?
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What are you, an idiot? Why would a loving father want to purposely develop an inticate plan for a
"joke" that would
absolutely devistate his daughter, even for a moment? That's sadistic and mean spirited. Do you also laugh when people trip and fall or do you tease babies until they cry?
You are using the "practical joke" scenario as an excuse to be cruel to your daughter, who you admit you're jealous of, for your own selfish amusement. Someday she will play a practical joke on you and put you into a nursing home. The joke is, she will just leave you there and visit you infrequently. You reap what you sow.
Phreedom
Loc: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
Medic24 wrote:
My lovely 23 yr old daughter has developed a love for travel as well as a talent for photography well beyond my abilities, and I'm a bit jealous.
Her equipment is becoming more sophisticated and correspondingly expensive as well.
Combine that with my love of practical jokes (at her expense), I've developed a intricate & devious plan to absolutely devastate her and then gleefully surprise her at the same time. Please tell me what you think.
We have plans in place to go back to beautiful Iceland this summer for 2 weeks mainly to explore the various waterfalls and mountain peaks, photographing them in detail as we go.
Her birthday will fall during this time, and I plan on upgrading her equipment to a Nikon D810 as a surprise. Of course I will have brought it along, bragging that it is 'MY' new camera.
Now for the practical joke:
I plan to "borrow " her current Nikon D7200 body with the intent of photographing her, as we stand in a precarious position above a cliff , a waterfall or other similar location.
As she stands watching, I'll make a point to change out a lens on what she assumes is the current D7200, fumbling to the point were she sees me 'accidently' drop her camera body perhaps hundreds of feet down to the ground or into the water. I will of course have changed out the D7200 body with an old non-working D40 i just picked up off of EBay for a few bucks -having safely ensconced the D7200 in my bag.
Oh, the look of sheer horror i expect to see on that beautiful face.
Of course being the dutiful dad I am, I will immediately offer up 'my' brand new D810 and the corresponding lenses as a sacrifice for her loss ( which was really for her anyway). I'm just wondering at what point should I hand back the original D7200 and try not to laugh so hard?
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You anticipate her "look of sheer horror" with glee?
She won't find your torturous play either funny or a warm expression of parental love.
Don't do it.
SShuttleworth wrote:
Too funny. They'll hate you and love you at the same time. Anybody can prank me if the end result is better equipment!
So I guess you're an idiot too, who will accept any abuse if it results in material gain? I hope that's not true.
Paul J. Svetlik wrote:
Just make sure you - in the most exciting moment don't get confused and handle the right camera.
You know what would even be funnier, if the moron OP went over the side with the camera.
He can't just give stuff to his daughter out of love? He has to make her pay for it first with extreme discomfort? How cruel.
jm76237 wrote:
Do it! All these humorless people here!
You are right. We are humorless when it comes to being unnecessarily cruel to our children.
Kmgw9v wrote:
The gift of an 810 should be received in the original box, wrapped, uncharged, and untouched.
Agree, and with love, not cruelty.
cjc2
Loc: Hellertown PA
Yes, you are something -- I'm not sure if that something is best described as "bad". If you want to give her a gift, by all means, go ahead and do just that. Give here the gift AT LEAST A FEW WEEKS before departing for you trip-of-a-lifetime so that she can become familiar with the new camera before taking the trip, and have much improved images because of it. If you must do your thing, then just tell her your origonal story and leave it at that. How old are you anyway? Best of luck.
dragonfist wrote:
Misguided yes, bad not really. Any father that would spend that kind of money for a gift for his daughter can't really be bad. You love her so be kind. Why don't you just swap out the new camera for the old by putting it in her camera bag when she isn't around. I guarantee you she will be shocked when she opens up her camera bag, and she won't be hurt or upset. As others have suggested do this ASAP so she will have time to get used to her new acquisition, and you won't come off as an unfeeling jerk.
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So spending money on toys for them makes being cruel to your kids acceptable? Really?
I joined this forum just to respond to you. I agree your "joke" is sadistic, but there's another sad fact here. My own Dad felt the need to compete with me, when all I wanted was his approval...and the only way to get it was to excell. Excellence just set up more competition. What if your daughter's excellence in photography is in the hope you will be proud of her? Your torturing her isn't just a sadistic prank...its real emotional depravity, and it has consequences.
Unfortunately, yours is a sick, culturally-ingrained pattern. The drama with your daughter is repeated in husband-wife, male-female and boss-employee relations...its everywhere. Men feel the need to compete with and be better than women, rather than accept talent for what it is whereever it lies.
I mean this in the kindest way: Get help before you scar your daughter forever.
If you go through with this, don't be surprised if she throws the camera over the cliff that you give her for the triad off.
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