CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY.
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man' s well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ..
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
She who flies upside down have hairy crack up!
Doddy
Loc: Barnard Castle-England
jeep_daddy wrote:
She who flies upside down have hairy crack up!
that is distgusting..(ly) funny..lol.
I heard that Confucius said, "Who say these things they say I say??"
Man going through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who spring on innerspring in spring have offspring next spring
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew
Man who fall in river in Paris go insane
man who lays girl on side of hill not on level.
Much better reading, you all, than the often caustic remarks in the questioning areas. actually very good comments and funny, as well
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