CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY.
Without Nipples, Breast Would Be Pointless
BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
Crowded elevator always smell bad to midget.
Confucius Did Not Say.....Peter Pan was a douche bowl
or Vice Versa is Dirty Poems
Nor did he Write this poem(via 1952 Playboy Mag.author unknown)
There was a girl who begat
Three babies named
Nat, Pat and Tat
Was fun in the breeding but
Hell in the feeding
She found there was no
Tit For Tat
DeanS
Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
Maybe Confucius didn't say these things, but who ever did was a very fart smeller.
BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
I thought it was a booger but it's not!
Man who take woman in field have peace (piece) on earth.
A rolling stone gathers no gravy
Upkeep of woman is downfall of man
Bachelor is man with no children to speak of.....
Woman know value of love.........Man know cost.
Cold cash warm girl's heart.
Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission grows up to be shiftless bastard
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