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CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY.
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Mar 27, 2017 14:18:12   #
philmurfin Loc: Bakewell, Derbyshire UK
 
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man' s well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ..

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

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Mar 27, 2017 14:20:37   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado
 

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Mar 27, 2017 14:25:31   #
jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ
 
She who flies upside down have hairy crack up!

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Mar 27, 2017 14:36:26   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Nice ones Phil.

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Mar 27, 2017 14:38:07   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
jeep_daddy wrote:
She who flies upside down have hairy crack up!


that is distgusting..(ly) funny..lol.

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Mar 27, 2017 22:18:41   #
foodie65
 
I heard that Confucius said, "Who say these things they say I say??"

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Mar 28, 2017 05:45:06   #
ad9mac
 
Man going through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Mar 28, 2017 07:16:38   #
piaffe_passage Loc: Westport, MA
 
philmurfin wrote:
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man' s well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ..

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. br b... (show quote)


So funny!!

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Mar 28, 2017 07:18:16   #
Saycheeze Loc: Ct
 
Man who spring on innerspring in spring have offspring next spring

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Mar 28, 2017 07:46:12   #
dpfoto Loc: Cape Coral, FL
 
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew

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Mar 28, 2017 08:03:33   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
philmurfin wrote:
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man' s well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ..

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. br b... (show quote)



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Mar 28, 2017 10:24:12   #
rightofattila
 
Man who fall in river in Paris go insane

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Mar 28, 2017 10:38:43   #
lowkick Loc: Connecticut
 
man who lays girl on side of hill not on level.

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Mar 28, 2017 12:31:40   #
flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
 
Jakebrake wrote:



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Mar 28, 2017 13:14:09   #
stepha11 Loc: Trail British Coluimbia
 
Much better reading, you all, than the often caustic remarks in the questioning areas. actually very good comments and funny, as well

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