Send her this .....
Dearest lady Mrs Christy Walton, I thank you for your amazingest offer. I am the Chairman of the newly formed Martian Water Sports Society. As you may have heard water has been discovered on the Red Planet. This is now the time to take advantage of this wonderful investment opportunity. Imagine holidaymakers on Mars fishing, water skiing and, if the water is deep enough, scuba diving. All the water sport rights will belong to MWSS. To become a major shareholder please deposit $20,000,000 into the following Paypal account.
Some years back a friend in the junk mail business told me that if you get a 1%-2% response you are doing great. This was before the internet. Think of the numbers now that you have a worldwide audience and don't have to pay postage on each piece of "mail". You probably now only need .001% response.......
I always reply: SHOW ME THE MONEY!
jerryc41 wrote:
"Greetings to you my dear beloved, I am Mrs. Christy Walton a citizen of
United States of America. I bring to you a proposal worth ($
9,000,000,000.00) Nine Billion United State Dollars which i intend to use
for CHARITY.Please reply me back."
So, what do you think? Am I about to become a billionaire? I like that last sentence. :D
Jerry....Maybe we were wrong yesterday on this topic of woman being so expensive ! Where can I get in on it ?
:lol: :lol: :lol: Please "reply me back" too !
The Nigerian Money Tree must have died. That is where my last email from some deposed prince came from that was just frothin' to give me money.
EdM
Loc: FN30JS
pt barnum was right, it seems
jerryc41 wrote:
"Greetings to you my dear beloved, I am Mrs. Christy Walton a citizen of
United States of America. I bring to you a proposal worth ($
9,000,000,000.00) Nine Billion United State Dollars which i intend to use
for CHARITY.Please reply me back."
So, what do you think? Am I about to become a billionaire? I like that last sentence. :D
They hit me too, Jerry... several times a day! We've got so much money coming from them now that we may have to add another small room, just to hold it all!
Sending an email costs nothing - no paper and no postage.
You can not guess how many rich relatives have died overseas with no family, and the bank wants to give me their money...lol
jerryc41 wrote:
"Greetings to you my dear beloved, I am Mrs. Christy Walton a citizen of
United States of America. I bring to you a proposal worth ($
9,000,000,000.00) Nine Billion United State Dollars which i intend to use
for CHARITY.Please reply me back."
So, what do you think? Am I about to become a billionaire? I like that last sentence. :D
Is this the best thing you have to show us??? I know you're trying to keep your record postings up but this is ridiculous.
jerryc41 wrote:
"Greetings to you my dear beloved, I am Mrs. Christy Walton a citizen of
United States of America. I bring to you a proposal worth ($
9,000,000,000.00) Nine Billion United State Dollars which i intend to use
for CHARITY.Please reply me back."
So, what do you think? Am I about to become a billionaire? I like that last sentence. :D
Are you reading your spam again?
You might as well wait for a check from John Beresford Tipton, Jr.!!
Geez, SteveR, your age is showing...
... and I guess mine is too....
SteveR wrote:
You might as well wait for a check from John Beresford Tipton, Jr.!!
fuminous wrote:
Geez, SteveR, your age is showing...
... and I guess mine is too....
I was afraid nobody would remember who he was, fuminous!!
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