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Jul 30, 2014 10:29:36   #
diensthunds
 
My brothers graduation. I had a lady stop directly in front of me. A throat clearing and an "excuse me" didn't get her attention, neither did a "mam can you please move". The "LADY GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY" did though.
I don't like to be rude and I understand sometimes people just don't see you there because they are concentrating on what they are looking at / for. But given they should take a moment or two to look around and see if they are in anybodies way is only polite.
More often then not I have people stop just out of frame while I am trying to compose a shot, I notice them and they have the "oh I'm so sorry I don't want to get in your way" expression, usually accompanies by a verbal "sorry" for having to walk in front of me. Granted I hadn't taken a shot and they weren't actually blocking my shots it's nice that they are still trying to stay out of the way and being considerate of my shooting lanes. I always give them a "go ahead" to move across and a polite "it's ok" or "you are fine" to let them know I appreciate them being considerate.

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Jul 30, 2014 10:30:21   #
Madman Loc: Gulf Coast, Florida USA
 
Why did you not go directly to the person that hired you and explain the situation? Let them know that his guests were interfering with the job he was paying you to do. When I was doing weddings, a clause in the contract specifically covered this issue.

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Jul 30, 2014 10:38:17   #
watchcow Loc: Moore, Oklahoma
 
Madman wrote:
Why did you not go directly to the person that hired you and explain the situation? Let them know that his guests were interfering with the job he was paying you to do. When I was doing weddings, a clause in the contract specifically covered this issue.


I did. At weddings I work for the bride no matter who is writing the check. the bride was flustered and unable to make any decisions with this kind of shock. This lady shows up after abandoning her little girl and has never offered more than an occasional birthday card in 19 years. The Father was avoiding the situation, so I had to keep bugging this lady to get out of the way until it was wildly obvious no one was going to do a thing about her but try to ignore her.

It was sort of this surreal situation. Like the "SEP" (somebody else's problem) field generator mentioned in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." A device used to make things invisible because people naturally want to ignore something that is not of immediate interest to them.

I don't walk out on jobs. The people that should have been responsible were being unresponsive, so you deal with it or do something about it yourself.

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Jul 30, 2014 10:47:03   #
watchcow Loc: Moore, Oklahoma
 
WereWolf1967 wrote:
I had a similar situation years ago. I came up behind the most annoying one and from just 1' away I did a full power manual firing of my Metz 60 CT4 flash.
He yelped and felt the back of his neck to see if he was singed.
He stayed clear of me the rest of the day.


A lumedyne belt pack works really well too. A lady at a family reunion I shot once was really interested in photography and appointed herself to be my assistant. Sort of cool because she knew everyone and did introductions and helped navigate through the crowd and get pictures of everyone. I need to climb up on a table to get a large group shot and she offered to take the camera. So I had it to her and she is holding it with the lens and flash facing her, ready to hand it back once I was on my perch. I didn't figure out if she got bumped or if she was just piddling with the camera, but somehow she managed to push the shutter button and the flash was close enough to her dark jacket she was wearing that is melted the synthetic fabric. I thought she would drop the camera for sure but she held onto it dancing around slapping at that hot spot on her chest thinking she was on fire.

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Jul 30, 2014 10:49:46   #
Dngallagher Loc: Wilmington De.
 
WereWolf1967 wrote:
I had a similar situation years ago. I came up behind the most annoying one and from just 1' away I did a full power manual firing of my Metz 60 CT4 flash.
He yelped and felt the back of his neck to see if he was singed.
He stayed clear of me the rest of the day.


Message sent and received clearly!

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jul 30, 2014 10:51:43   #
Madman Loc: Gulf Coast, Florida USA
 
watchcow wrote:
I did. At weddings I work for the bride no matter who is writing the check. the bride was flustered and unable to make any decisions with this kind of shock. This lady shows up after abandoning her little girl and has never offered more than an occasional birthday card in 19 years. The Father was avoiding the situation, so I had to keep bugging this lady to get out of the way until it was wildly obvious no one was going to do a thing about her but try to ignore her.

It was sort of this surreal situation. Like the "SEP" (somebody else's problem) field generator mentioned in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." A device used to make things invisible because people naturally want to ignore something that is not of immediate interest to them.

I don't walk out on jobs. The people that should have been responsible were being unresponsive, so you deal with it or do something about it yourself.
I did. At weddings I work for the bride no matter ... (show quote)


Interesting situation, I hate violence but... I have used my Vivitar 283 at full power as a weapon; wow, is it effective!

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Jul 30, 2014 11:14:26   #
n9iui Loc: Indiana
 
WereWolf1967 wrote:
I had a similar situation years ago. I came up behind the most annoying one and from just 1' away I did a full power manual firing of my Metz 60 CT4 flash.
He yelped and felt the back of his neck to see if he was singed.
He stayed clear of me the rest of the day.


Yeah, I miss that little *POP*! from my old Strobonar!

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Jul 30, 2014 11:16:29   #
Moles Loc: South Carolina
 
It's part of photography in the fast lane. I feel your pain. At
Sochi and at World Cups, I have to compete with forests of 400mm lenses rather than just smartphones.

Whatever you do, please don't resort to violence as others have suggested.

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Jul 30, 2014 11:22:04   #
Erg
 
As a parent at many recitals, performances, and now a wedding I will say that the official photographer rarely gets the memory shot of my child. The candid moment with the leap and the smile or the grand gesture and with the perfect 3/4 view.

When I'm forced to leave my camera at home and buy the dvd, it's always a disappointment. Not that the official photographer's a hack - they may be better than I am (though I'm pretty good). But they don't care about the subject I care about. Nobody else wants an entire dance recital focused on one girl in the back. I do.

I don't stand up in front of your camera and I don't use flash and I don't hold an iPad over my head.

I also spent many years as an official videographer for school productions. I always set up my gear where it would be hard for standing people to block it. Usually meant tripods along the side and/or back with long lenses. Not always the most comfortable position to work from, but the parents WILL stand up and they WILL walk in the aisles. If you want to get a clear shot, you have to plan ahead for it - beyond just being in the middle of a clear spot.

When you're getting ticked off at grandma wanting a picture of her grand-child, stop for just one moment and answer this: Who's paying for those kids up there? Who's spending hours helping them practice? Who's volunteering to make sets and costumes? Is that child as important to you as to her? Maybe you should be planning ahead so you're not in her way...

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Jul 30, 2014 11:44:52   #
One Camera One Lens Loc: Traveling
 
I would like to find the turd that came up with the word SELFIE.........just another word for the dictionary, selfie, is that the best anyone can do,selfie, is that like playing with your self........................lol

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Jul 30, 2014 12:11:53   #
Shutter Bugger
 
Mike D. wrote:
Around our house we call that a "bucking fummer". I'm about 99% certain that anyone 13 and under doesn't have the what-for to translate. :-)


Not where I come from. I know of a 10yo that instantly
recognized "cunning stunts" as a Spoonerism.

The question was asked; "whats the difference between a billy club and a magicians wand... A magicians wand is for cunning stunts"... Before the other 1/2 of the answer was given, the ten year old boy was in hysterics. Funny thing was, the majority of the adults did not get the joke until
the second 1/2 of the answer was revealed.

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Jul 30, 2014 12:35:44   #
jimmya Loc: Phoenix
 
hlmichel wrote:
So another shoot on Sunday. I have my edited pictures, though I'm not sure what to do with them at this point. Lack of communication and all that.

This one will stand as the most annoying shoot ever.
I'm going to go against the norm and not type a long post. I'll just sum it up in two statements and a couple of images.

Most annoying moment of the night: 3 dslrs and 4 smartphones that should have stayed at their seats, blocking my shots and refusing to let me through. Having to climb on top of something, losing my balance and nearly falling.

Most amusing moment of the night: Seeing the guy I suspect they got to replace me shooting from the balcony with a 50mm lens and popup flash. He was doing the shoot, chimp, frown dance all night long.

And the pictures: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.....
So another shoot on Sunday. I have my edited pict... (show quote)


I did a career in broadcast television photo journalism and some of the things you mention sound very familiar... like people walking in your shot, pushing and shoving for position. I remember those days very well.

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Jul 30, 2014 12:53:43   #
DebAnn Loc: Toronto
 
I feel your pain. I now tap rude people on the shoulder and say, "Excuse me, am I invisible?" Sometimes they apologize and move, but not always.
Mike D. wrote:
I feel your pain HL. Last year my wife and I flew to Oahu and stayed at our Disney Time-share resort. One night we decided to see one of their Polynesian shows and were fortunate enough to get a front row seat.

I was alternating between her AW110 and my D5000 for stills and video but it stopped no one from stopping directly in front of me to get their own shots.

Just what you want to take home to the rest of the family - pics of someone elses posterior. I hate rude people...

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Jul 30, 2014 13:13:48   #
bjprovo Loc: Northeast CT
 
I am a teacher at a high school and spend hours upon hours every year attending events and taking pictures for no charge. Most photographers are pretty good about knowing their surroundings and keeping out of each others way. One time I was standing in the end zone all by myself, sparse crowd. And some photographer hired by some parent walks right in front of me and sets up to take his pictures right in my sight line. Usually I just move but this was the third incident during the school year and I called him on it none too nicely. He got upset with me and giving me grief about it not being my field. The violent scenes that took place in my head never came true, but man, these people seem to be everywhere.

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Jul 30, 2014 13:26:05   #
gessman Loc: Colorado
 
bjprovo wrote:
I am a teacher at a high school and spend hours upon hours every year attending events and taking pictures for no charge. Most photographers are pretty good about knowing their surroundings and keeping out of each others way. One time I was standing in the end zone all by myself, sparse crowd. And some photographer hired by some parent walks right in front of me and sets up to take his pictures right in my sight line. Usually I just move but this was the third incident during the school year and I called him on it none too nicely. He got upset with me and giving me grief about it not being my field. The violent scenes that took place in my head never came true, but man, these people seem to be everywhere.
I am a teacher at a high school and spend hours up... (show quote)


...and the irony and the funny thing is that that is exactly what they think about you. :roll:

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