My favorite lawyer joke.
Great jokes all! Especially love yours, K! 8-) 8-)
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners
Duane D.
boberic
Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
NeilL wrote:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a bottom-feeding scumsucker, and the other's a fish.
A Laywer a Cardiologist and an Architect were having an argument as to which one had the smartest dog. So they decided to meet on the beach the next morning to see which dog was the best. The Cardiologists dog drew a picture in the sand of the heart with all the parts spelled correctly. The Architects dog drew in the sand a plan of an open heart suite where the Heart Surgeon could perform heart bypass surgery. The Lawyers dog screwed the other two dogs and took the rest of the day off.
Q: What;s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Vultures can't take off their wingtips at night.
Why do lawyers wear neckties?
To keep the foreskin from going up over their face.
As Steven Wright opines;
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
What would it be if you found 50 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean.
It would be a good start.
They are using lawyers in lab experiments now instead of rats.
There are more of them.
They're cheaper to train.
The lab attendants don't get fond of them.
There are some things rats won't do.
thanks everyone for all the different jokes!!
Cool thread! Many I haven't heard before. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Then there was the lawyer who took Viagra. He grew six inches taller.
boberic
Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
NeilL wrote:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a bottom-feeding scumsucker, and the other's a fish.
Why are Lawyers better than pond scum? They sink to the bottom.
I was walking down the railroad tracks and I kicked a bottle.
A Genie came out of the bottle and said
"You have only one wish, make it good"
"There is a catch, whatever you wish for your lawyer will get twice as much"
I thought about it for a while and sad
"Please beat me half to death".
boberic
Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
NeilL wrote:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a bottom-feeding scumsucker, and the other's a fish.
Just thought of another one. Why are lawyers better than horse$hit ? They are not.
Black Bart wrote:
What would it be if you found 50 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean.
It would be a good start.
It would be called water pollution
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