Only in Texas.
Its been said that Texas has everything --well almost everything.
LOVER of THE SUN?-- There is Sun City Tx.-- Sunrise Tx.-- Sunset Tx.--Sundown Tx.-- Sunray Tx. -- Sunny Side Tx.
WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? There is -- Bacon, Tx. --Noodle, Tx. -- Oatmeal, Tx. -- Turkey, Tx. -- Trout, Tx. --Sugar Land Tx, --Salty, Tex. -- Rice, Tx. --Pearland, Tx. -- Orange, Tx. -- and my favorite, Sweetwater, Texas.
WHY TRAVEL TO OTHER CITIES? TEXAS HAS MANY OF THEM. There is Detroit, Tx. --Cleveland, Tx. --Colorado City, Tx. -- Denver City, Tx. -- Klondike, Tx. -- Pittsburg Tx. -- Newark, Tx. --Nevada, Tx. -- Memphis, Tx. -- Miami, Tx. -- Boston, Tx. -- Sante Fe, Tx. -- Tennessee Colony, Tx. -- Reno, Tx. --Pasadena, Tx. -- Columbus, Tx. -- Paradise, Tx. -- Rainbow, Tx. -- Sweet Home, Tx. -- Comfort, Tx. -- Friendship, Tx. and my favorite, Just Texas
NO NEED TO TRAVEL TO WASHINGTON DC. -- Whitehouse Tx.
WE HAVE A CITY NAMED AFTER OUR STATE --Texas City Tx.
EXHAUSTED? -- Energy, Tx.
COLD -- There is Winters Tx. and Blanket, Tx.
NEED OFFICE SUPPLIES? Staples, Tx.
WANT TO GO TO OUTER SPACE-- There is Venus, Tx. and Mars, Tx.
FOR THE KIDS--There is Kermit, Elmo, Nemo, Tarzan, Winnie and Sylvester, all in Texas.
CITIES TO MAKE YOU SMILE -- Frognot, Bigfoot, Hogeye, Cactus , Dime Box, Telephone, Telegraph, Whiteface and Twitty, all in Texas. My favorite, Happy Texas.
THE ANTI-AL GORE CITY --Kilgore, Texas.
AND HOW ABOUT-- Cut and shoot, Gun Barrel, Ding Dong, West and my favorite, Mule Shoe Texas.
Jeff Foxworthy said this about Texas: If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.
The State Mascot is the Armadillo. They always have four babies, one egg which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females. The State bird is the Mockingbird and the State flower is the Bluebonnet. State Prayer is " Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth" Amen!
Y'all git all that?
VHD-Tex wrote:
Its been said that Texas has everything --well almost everything.
LOVER of THE SUN?-- There is Sun City Tx.-- Sunrise Tx.-- Sunset Tx.--Sundown Tx.-- Sunray Tx. -- Sunny Side Tx.
WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? There is -- Bacon, Tx. --Noodle, Tx. -- Oatmeal, Tx. -- Turkey, Tx. -- Trout, Tx. --Sugar Land Tx, --Salty, Tex. -- Rice, Tx. --Pearland, Tx. -- Orange, Tx. -- and my favorite, Sweetwater, Texas.
WHY TRAVEL TO OTHER CITIES? TEXAS HAS MANY OF THEM. There is Detroit, Tx. --Cleveland, Tx. --Colorado City, Tx. -- Denver City, Tx. -- Klondike, Tx. -- Pittsburg Tx. -- Newark, Tx. --Nevada, Tx. -- Memphis, Tx. -- Miami, Tx. -- Boston, Tx. -- Sante Fe, Tx. -- Tennessee Colony, Tx. -- Reno, Tx. --Pasadena, Tx. -- Columbus, Tx. -- Paradise, Tx. -- Rainbow, Tx. -- Sweet Home, Tx. -- Comfort, Tx. -- Friendship, Tx. and my favorite, Just Texas
NO NEED TO TRAVEL TO WASHINGTON DC. -- Whitehouse Tx.
WE HAVE A CITY NAMED AFTER OUR STATE --Texas City Tx.
EXHAUSTED? -- Energy, Tx.
COLD -- There is Winters Tx. and Blanket, Tx.
NEED OFFICE SUPPLIES? Staples, Tx.
WANT TO GO TO OUTER SPACE-- There is Venus, Tx. and Mars, Tx.
FOR THE KIDS--There is Kermit, Elmo, Nemo, Tarzan, Winnie and Sylvester, all in Texas.
CITIES TO MAKE YOU SMILE -- Frognot, Bigfoot, Hogeye, Cactus , Dime Box, Telephone, Telegraph, Whiteface and Twitty, all in Texas. My favorite, Happy Texas.
THE ANTI-AL GORE CITY --Kilgore, Texas.
AND HOW ABOUT-- Cut and shoot, Gun Barrel, Ding Dong, West and my favorite, Mule Shoe Texas.
Jeff Foxworthy said this about Texas: If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.
The State Mascot is the Armadillo. They always have four babies, one egg which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females. The State bird is the Mockingbird and the State flower is the Bluebonnet. State Prayer is " Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth" Amen!
Y'all git all that?
Its been said that Texas has everything --well alm... (
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Wow. I have heard that Texas is big. It is even bigger than I thought. Thx for the info.
and some (not all) Texans have fertilizer for brains
tlbuljac wrote:
and some (not all) Texans have fertilizer for brains
Careful tibuljac, we might just take away your tornado aid.
as stated, only applies to some and not all, if the shoe fits, wear it
VHD-Tex wrote:
Careful tibuljac, we might just take away your tornado aid.
How 'bout foreign travel, all in Texas....Italy, Athens, Paris, Canadian, China, Dublin, Egypt, Ireland, Turkey, London, and New London.
VHD-Tex wrote:
Its been said that Texas has everything --well almost everything.
LOVER of THE SUN?-- There is Sun City Tx.-- Sunrise Tx.-- Sunset Tx.--Sundown Tx.-- Sunray Tx. -- Sunny Side Tx.
WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? There is -- Bacon, Tx. --Noodle, Tx. -- Oatmeal, Tx. -- Turkey, Tx. -- Trout, Tx. --Sugar Land Tx, --Salty, Tex. -- Rice, Tx. --Pearland, Tx. -- Orange, Tx. -- and my favorite, Sweetwater, Texas.
WHY TRAVEL TO OTHER CITIES? TEXAS HAS MANY OF THEM. There is Detroit, Tx. --Cleveland, Tx. --Colorado City, Tx. -- Denver City, Tx. -- Klondike, Tx. -- Pittsburg Tx. -- Newark, Tx. --Nevada, Tx. -- Memphis, Tx. -- Miami, Tx. -- Boston, Tx. -- Sante Fe, Tx. -- Tennessee Colony, Tx. -- Reno, Tx. --Pasadena, Tx. -- Columbus, Tx. -- Paradise, Tx. -- Rainbow, Tx. -- Sweet Home, Tx. -- Comfort, Tx. -- Friendship, Tx. and my favorite, Just Texas
NO NEED TO TRAVEL TO WASHINGTON DC. -- Whitehouse Tx.
WE HAVE A CITY NAMED AFTER OUR STATE --Texas City Tx.
EXHAUSTED? -- Energy, Tx.
COLD -- There is Winters Tx. and Blanket, Tx.
NEED OFFICE SUPPLIES? Staples, Tx.
WANT TO GO TO OUTER SPACE-- There is Venus, Tx. and Mars, Tx.
FOR THE KIDS--There is Kermit, Elmo, Nemo, Tarzan, Winnie and Sylvester, all in Texas.
CITIES TO MAKE YOU SMILE -- Frognot, Bigfoot, Hogeye, Cactus , Dime Box, Telephone, Telegraph, Whiteface and Twitty, all in Texas. My favorite, Happy Texas.
THE ANTI-AL GORE CITY --Kilgore, Texas.
AND HOW ABOUT-- Cut and shoot, Gun Barrel, Ding Dong, West and my favorite, Mule Shoe Texas.
Jeff Foxworthy said this about Texas: If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.
The State Mascot is the Armadillo. They always have four babies, one egg which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females. The State bird is the Mockingbird and the State flower is the Bluebonnet. State Prayer is " Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth" Amen!
Y'all git all that?
Its been said that Texas has everything --well alm... (
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Texas also has a vast variety of cities, a seemingly endless supply of different foods, Live music that will bewilder the senses and wildlife that will amaze.
In fact the only thing I found in Texas difficult to comprehend were BORN AGAIN Texans, Trans plants, wanna be Texans.
Bruce with a Canon wrote:
Texas also has a vast variety of cities, a seemingly endless supply of different foods, Live music that will bewilder the senses and wildlife that will amaze.
In fact the only thing I found in Texas difficult to comprehend were BORN AGAIN Texans, Trans plants, wanna be Texans.
Bruce.....Some Texans were just born here and had no voice in the matter....then there are Texans like me who are Texans By Choice!!
SteveR...you have my sympathy (LOL)
SteveR wrote:
How 'bout foreign travel, all in Texas....Italy, Athens, Paris, Canadian, China, Dublin, Egypt, Ireland, Turkey, London, and New London.
I knew I missed something. Thanks for the info. I did get Turkey.
tlbuljac wrote:
SteveR...you have my sympathy (LOL)
Do you golf? There was one year I only missed 2 weekends due to weather. My golfing days are over, though, I'm afraid.
tlbuljac wrote:
as stated, only applies to some and not all, if the shoe fits, wear it
Tibuljac-- Not all of us in Texas have shoes. Oh Oh, I just stepped in it. By the way, people from OK. have many things in common with Texas I have been told. I can't think of even one at the moment.
I have not picked up a club since my wife (of 43 blessed years) and golfing partner passed away in May 2010. I moved to Oklahoma in June 2012 from Indiana to be near my son ands his family. Golfed in Dallas, Plano and Texarkana. Was a 10 handicapper before I gave up the game.
SteveR wrote:
Do you golf? There was one year I only missed 2 weekends due to weather. My golfing days are over, though, I'm afraid.
SteveR wrote:
Bruce.....Some Texans were just born here and had no voice in the matter....then there are Texans like me who are Texans By Choice!!
Steve, having lived in Austin ( where you go when you want to go to Texas) I knew many a wonderful Texans, and a plethora of conceited, obnoxious, unbearable transplants that wanted to be Texans SOOOOOOOOOOO BAD it was funny to watch.
I have Zero issues with anyone moving to Texas because they love it. I loved my years there, despite the 106 degrees and 99 percent humidididy.
I do not mean to infer all transplants are such, and If I did not make myself clear I apologize most profusely sir.
The "concrete cowboys" are the individuals to which I refer.
You have seen them I am sure, ALL HAT, NO cattle.
Walking down main street with chaps and a drovers coat.
FUNNY to watch.
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