travelwp wrote:
Barack Obama is making a run at being the Pope, calling on the College of Cardinals for equality for all. Obama firmly believes that it is time for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican's highest office in the interest of fairness.
Similar to his Hawaiian birth certificate, Obama states that his staff has found an Italian birth certificate proving that he was really born in Rome. He stated that those other documents were simply used to get into college as a foreign student, but the Italian certificate is the real McCoy.
Obama also told his staff that he could easily buy a handful of Cardlinals, and they would be much cheaper than his buy of 10 million votes in Michigan.
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He's not old enough for one thing. He would have to be in his late 70's, barely able to walk, riddled with arthritis, know virtually no English, speak in Latin so virtually nobody knows what he's saying, then dump Michelle and the kids. But being the official replacement for Christ on Earth might be a strong enough reason for Obama to inject himself with aging hormones and uric acid to cause arthritis and gout then start speaking in Ebonics for the masses. Look at all the new members the church would add and the music would become much more lively too! Michelle could be his Mary Magdalene and the kids would just be kept out of sight in one of the Vatican basement chambers.