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Jan 2, 2023 10:37:49   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 

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Jan 2, 2023 12:05:09   #
Lucasdv123
 
A young man is fixing to get married so he goes to his grandfather for advise as to how he and grandma have been married for over 60 years.grandpa says that he had a shack out in the woods and had a mule with a small carriage. He went to say that after they got married they road back to his cottage.on the way to the cottage the mule went off the trail so he stopped and went and talked to the mule and told her that is 1.a few miles down the trail the mule went off the trail again and again he went and talked to the mule and told her that was 2.a mile before they got to the cottage again the mule went off the trail.this time grandpa got off the carriage with his rifle and shot the mule.he comes back to the carriage and grandma is yelling and screaming telling him that if she knew what kind of guy he was she would have never married him and she regretted ever meeting him and so on and so on.grandpa gets up close to her face and says," THATS 1."

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Jan 2, 2023 12:05:12   #
Soul Dr. Loc: Beautiful Shenandoah Valley
 
Dalek wrote:
An oldie but a goodie


Yep!

will

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Jan 2, 2023 13:16:45   #
srg
 
DIRTY HARRY wrote:
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
A woman awakes during the night to find that her h... (show quote)


I got out of jail twice. Each time it was only after 3 years. That first year was great though in both instances.

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Jan 2, 2023 13:42:23   #
DMB70
 
51 years next week since our first date! the prettiest girl in the class.

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Jan 2, 2023 13:47:49   #
Lucasdv123
 
Will be 47 on 9/11/2023 for us.

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Jan 2, 2023 14:35:30   #
RightOnPhotography Loc: Quebec,QC
 
Scruples wrote:
I met my wife while in college. We became good friends. We eloped each other through school. We graduated and got married. Built a wonderful marriage together and have a nice house, three children and are happy in spite of some of the hardships we were handed by Life. We lost one son 8 years ago.
My lesson to my children, meet someone, become friends and share your lives together.
We have 34 years together.


๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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Jan 2, 2023 14:35:34   #
NDMarks Loc: Dublin, Ca
 
WOW!! 34 years, 59 years, 70 years, you folks are the lucky ones in my opinion and I congratulate you for hitting the Mate Jackpot and having the willingness to make it all work for better or worse, in sickness and in health. Many more years to come!!

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Jan 2, 2023 15:14:21   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
sheldon minsky wrote:
70 years for us. Nobody told me it was a life sentence.


I recall something in my vows about, "...until death do us part." That should have been a prety good hint.

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Jan 2, 2023 15:19:56   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
Dannj wrote:
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I guess itโ€™s just a matter of perspective.๐Ÿ˜ณ
My wife and I still celebrate the anniversary of our first dateโ€ฆthree and a half years before our wedding. It wasnโ€™t as memorable as the one in the story but a significant moment in our lives๐Ÿ‘


My wife and I met just before midnight on June 9, and our first date was the next night. One year after our meeting, we stood together at an altar, at noon, and took our vows. It will be 50 years this year and despite all the moves, difficulties, and hard times, we've made it work. Three sons, two daughters-in-law, two grandsons and a variety of pets (ours and the kids), I think it has been worth it all.

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Jan 2, 2023 15:23:22   #
NDMarks Loc: Dublin, Ca
 
As the saying goes "Hats off to you for making it work". I envy you.

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Jan 2, 2023 15:47:19   #
usn ret Loc: SoCal High Desert
 
It will be 58 yrs later this month scattered across 26 yrs in the Navy with 2 accompanied overseas tours, Japan and Spain and 2 unaccompanied tours on the boat. Some stormy seas along with much fair winds and following seas and time on a sunny beach. What would I change, NOT a thing..... USN RET

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Jan 2, 2023 16:15:56   #
TheShoe Loc: Lacey, WA
 
58 years and counting.

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Jan 2, 2023 17:41:54   #
Canisdirus
 
I met several wives in college...

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Jan 2, 2023 19:29:13   #
cwp3420
 
DIRTY HARRY wrote:
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
A woman awakes during the night to find that her h... (show quote)



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