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Jan 2, 2023 19:32:57   #
Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York
 
DIRTY HARRY wrote:
I don't know what I did wrong, but I'mon my way to 59 years.


Congratulations. To those who have stayed married after all these years, you are a testament to the young folk of today. They need to learn what really matters in life.

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Jan 2, 2023 19:43:53   #
gastech1949 Loc: Imperial Beach, CA.
 
Her mother caught us in the bathtub together, oops, thought she left for work. That was 55+ years ago and that bathtub is still magic. (We got married on my parents 25th wedding anniversary.)

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Jan 2, 2023 21:24:38   #
Lucasdv123
 
Rated R.for all off us who have been married forever to the same woman, this is not for youbut for those who haven't made it for as long as we have i know what you guys probably say.well Mr V I have been married 10 years and we have 3 kids and things are not what they were in the bedroom.dont be dogs and start cheating on your wives.work with what is at your disposal .get a glass of water with ice and place it on the night stand and place a metal spoon in it.when your wife is on top of you pull the spoon out and shake the water off and place it on one of her butt cheeks and hold on for the ride.who said we didn't have some tight p____y at home.thats what we call rodeo sex down in Texas.

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Jan 3, 2023 06:04:01   #
Wallen Loc: Middle Earth
 
DIRTY HARRY wrote:
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
A woman awakes during the night to find that her h... (show quote)


He did not remember much after that...
But the doctor said he will walk again.

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Jan 3, 2023 10:14:14   #
michaelsinger
 
misoginist sentimental bullshit

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Jan 3, 2023 10:16:59   #
michaelsinger
 
now you're talking

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Jan 3, 2023 12:36:17   #
Dannj
 
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
My wife and I met just before midnight on June 9, and our first date was the next night. One year after our meeting, we stood together at an altar, at noon, and took our vows. It will be 50 years this year and despite all the moves, difficulties, and hard times, we've made it work. Three sons, two daughters-in-law, two grandsons and a variety of pets (ours and the kids), I think it has been worth it all.


We just passed 51. Like all strong marriages there’ve been highs and lows but we’ve tried to make the highs better and the lows more bearable for each other👍

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Jan 3, 2023 12:40:03   #
michaelsinger
 
I'm sorry . I was way out of line and way to harsh. Happy New Year.

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