Potential for a Fun Exercise
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Mickey Mantle: “If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!”
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Groucho Marks: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
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MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
Steven Wright: " I want to live forever, so far so good"
while playing poker, W.C. Fields was asked if this was a game of chance, his reply "not the way I play it, no"
In the beginning scene of "a Night at the Opera", Groucho Marx was have dinner with a young woman, when the bill came he stood up and exclaimed "12 dollars, that's an outrage! I wouldn't pay for it is I were you" and threw the check on the table in front of the young woman.
while playing poker, W.C. Fields was asked if this was a game of chance, his reply "not the way I play it, no"
In the beginning scene of "a Night at the Opera", Groucho Marx was have dinner with a young woman, when the bill came he stood up and exclaimed "12 dollars, that's an outrage! I wouldn't pay for it is I were you" and threw the check on the table in front of the young woman.
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If you are driving at the speed of light and turn your lights off can you see anything? - Steven Wright
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Rodney Dangerfield: My psychiatrist said I was crazy; I told him I wanted a second opinion. He says "Okay, you're ugly, too!"
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Walter created a belated birthday card. "Sorry I forgot your birthday ... I thought you were dead."
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Buddy Hackett said golf was more fun than walking around naked, but not by much!
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Mark Twain, I couldn't make it to the funeral but I sent a note that I approved.
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Yogi Berra:
“Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it’s too crowded.”
Other Yogi’s:
“When you come to the fork in the road, take it.”
While in Spring Training a reporter asked Yogi what his hat size was. Yogi replied, “I don’t know, I’m not in shape yet.”
“Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it’s too crowded.”
Other Yogi’s:
“When you come to the fork in the road, take it.”
While in Spring Training a reporter asked Yogi what his hat size was. Yogi replied, “I don’t know, I’m not in shape yet.”
Apr 13, 2022 12:04:21 #
Mainridge wrote:
Yogi Berra:
“Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it’s too crowded.”
Other Yogi’s:
“When you come to the fork in the road, take it.”
While in Spring Training a reporter asked Yogi what his hat size was. Yogi replied, “I don’t know, I’m not in shape yet.”
“Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it’s too crowded.”
Other Yogi’s:
“When you come to the fork in the road, take it.”
While in Spring Training a reporter asked Yogi what his hat size was. Yogi replied, “I don’t know, I’m not in shape yet.”
Yogi never said anything about coming to spork in the road. (The design goes back to the 1870s.)
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