Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car.



I beg to differ with this one. I valet parkes my car at a doctor's office a few years back and when I was ready to leave they couldn't find my car. I describes my keys to the attendant and he couldn't even find them. His partner was in the lot looking for my car while I asked to see the key rack. I found my keys, he allowed me to take them and I began looking for my car using the fob to make the horn beep as an assist. I found my car while the assistant was on the other side of the lot. I got in my car and drove out.

Nope, didn't pay them, figured that if they lost my car and I had to find it, they owed me.

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CARP Forum

CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People

Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?


A: Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?


A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.



Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?


A: Tell him you're
pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?


A: Take off your
glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?


A: Go braless. It will usually pull them
out.

Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?


A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car

Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?


A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?


A: Yes, but usually in the
afternoon.

Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?


A: On their
foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?


A: "Gosh, I remember
these!"