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Mar 10, 2023 18:41:32 #
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CARP Forum
CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're
pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your
glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them
out.
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the
afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their
foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember
these!"
CARP Forum
CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're
pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your
glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them
out.
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the
afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their
foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember
these!"
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Mar 11, 2023 08:57:49 #
bcheary wrote:
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Q: When does an item of memory come to a 70-plus?
A: Give me a moment, it will come to me at 3:00 AM.
Mar 11, 2023 08:58:41 #
Mar 11, 2023 10:30:41 #
badapple
Loc: Twin Lake, Michigan
Was going to comment but by the time I reached “quick reply” forgot why I was there.
Mar 11, 2023 10:47:29 #
Mar 11, 2023 11:57:11 #
Mar 11, 2023 12:24:37 #
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car.
I beg to differ with this one. I valet parkes my car at a doctor's office a few years back and when I was ready to leave they couldn't find my car. I describes my keys to the attendant and he couldn't even find them. His partner was in the lot looking for my car while I asked to see the key rack. I found my keys, he allowed me to take them and I began looking for my car using the fob to make the horn beep as an assist. I found my car while the assistant was on the other side of the lot. I got in my car and drove out.
Nope, didn't pay them, figured that if they lost my car and I had to find it, they owed me.
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car.
I beg to differ with this one. I valet parkes my car at a doctor's office a few years back and when I was ready to leave they couldn't find my car. I describes my keys to the attendant and he couldn't even find them. His partner was in the lot looking for my car while I asked to see the key rack. I found my keys, he allowed me to take them and I began looking for my car using the fob to make the horn beep as an assist. I found my car while the assistant was on the other side of the lot. I got in my car and drove out.
Nope, didn't pay them, figured that if they lost my car and I had to find it, they owed me.
Mar 11, 2023 12:55:59 #
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