Favourite sayings/words of wisdom
Nov 4, 2012 13:00:52 #
Nov 4, 2012 13:01:03 #
Nov 4, 2012 13:10:38 #
CoffeeShots
Loc: Brisbane, Australia
Never argue with an idiot, because in order to do so, you have to lower yourself to their standard, and then they'll beat you on experience.
Nov 4, 2012 13:16:40 #
Nov 4, 2012 13:30:05 #
My worst nightmare:
When I die, my wife sells all of my toys for what I told her I paid for them.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If at first you dont succeed, sky diving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
If you believe everything you read, don't read.
If you find a four-leaf clover, it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late, are often much jollier, than the people who have to wait for them?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Some mistakes are too much fun, to make only once.
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.
I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's willing to make a decision she'll regret in the future.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Stress is when you wake up screaming, and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep, yet.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you aren't paranoid, then you obviously don't have all of the facts.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
If we weren't meant to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out
There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize
them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk.
- Stephen King
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein
It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over.
- Edna St. Vincent Milay
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
- Mel Brooks
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Ed Furgol
A word to the wise ain't necessaryit's the stupid ones that need the advice.
- Bill Cosby
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
-Benjamin Franklin
Some men learn from the lessons of others. Some have to pee on the electric fence themselves.
-Will Rogers
When I die, my wife sells all of my toys for what I told her I paid for them.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If at first you dont succeed, sky diving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
If you believe everything you read, don't read.
If you find a four-leaf clover, it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late, are often much jollier, than the people who have to wait for them?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Some mistakes are too much fun, to make only once.
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.
I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's willing to make a decision she'll regret in the future.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Stress is when you wake up screaming, and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep, yet.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you aren't paranoid, then you obviously don't have all of the facts.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
If we weren't meant to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out
There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize
them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk.
- Stephen King
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein
It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over.
- Edna St. Vincent Milay
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
- Mel Brooks
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Ed Furgol
A word to the wise ain't necessaryit's the stupid ones that need the advice.
- Bill Cosby
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
-Benjamin Franklin
Some men learn from the lessons of others. Some have to pee on the electric fence themselves.
-Will Rogers
Nov 4, 2012 13:39:39 #
Nov 4, 2012 13:53:39 #
When your eyeliner is on point, your life is on point. Confucius.
Well he didn't use those exact words, he said:
Success depends upon previous preparation and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. Confucius
Well he didn't use those exact words, he said:
Success depends upon previous preparation and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. Confucius
Nov 4, 2012 13:58:26 #
Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana - Groucho Marx
Sign outside our head mechanic's office:
Knock before entering
When you knock, knock firmly but knock softly
Because that's what I like around here...
Soft, firm knockers
Sign outside our head mechanic's office:
Knock before entering
When you knock, knock firmly but knock softly
Because that's what I like around here...
Soft, firm knockers
Nov 4, 2012 14:03:58 #
cameraniac
Loc: Huntingburg, Indiana
Day.Old.Pizza wrote:
Sign outside our head mechanic's office:
Knock before entering
When you knock, knock firmly but knock softly
Because that's what I like around here...
Soft, firm knockers
Sign outside our head mechanic's office:
Knock before entering
When you knock, knock firmly but knock softly
Because that's what I like around here...
Soft, firm knockers
/\/\ WIN! /\/\
Nov 4, 2012 14:14:50 #
Nov 4, 2012 14:22:45 #
Ok, a couple more:
There is no substitute for intelligence but the next best thing is silence.
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
There is no substitute for intelligence but the next best thing is silence.
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
Nov 4, 2012 14:31:12 #
i'm not afraid of death, i just don't wanna be there when it happens..........(woody allen)
Nov 4, 2012 14:32:56 #
This has been fun, but hey, this is suppose to be a photography forum -- right?!
So a quote from Jay Misel when I asked him what photograph of his was his favorite: "The one I haven't taken yet" was his response.
So a quote from Jay Misel when I asked him what photograph of his was his favorite: "The one I haven't taken yet" was his response.
Nov 4, 2012 14:47:28 #
Uppercrust: A few crumbs held together be a little dough.
An excuse is the skin of a reason stuffed with a lie.
From my Dad.
An excuse is the skin of a reason stuffed with a lie.
From my Dad.
Nov 4, 2012 15:03:14 #
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