Bunko.T Loc: Western Australia.

I can't join a 'Battle of Wits' with an unarmed man.

tiger1640 Loc: Michigan

Is the glass half full or half empty.

One first must know the history of the liquid.

If the liquid was being poured into the glass and then it is half full.

If the liquid is being poured out of the glass and then it is half empty.

tk Loc: Iowa

If everyone says you are wrong, you are.

dthomas Loc: Frostburg Maryland

My father's favorite saying was, " I may not always be right, but as far as you are concerned I am never wrong."

jbslord Loc: Coventry UK

Be not the first by whom the new is tried nor yet the last to lay the old aside.

this is more true today than it ever was before. With new advances come new problems which may take a while to manifest themselves. Not a big deal if it's a fashion faux-pas because I can wear it out gardening or painting but critical when it comes to expensive electronics and cameras

fotkaman Loc: Earth

...of course I make mistakes, like anyone else! Like the last time, in 2003, when I thought I was wrong!

nimbushopper Loc: Tampa, FL

"To be capable of embarrassment is the beginning of moral consciousness. Honor grows from qualms." - John Leonard

"Choose a profession you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life." - Confucius

"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field." - Niels Bohr

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." - Eric Hoffer

"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." - Albert Einstein

"The way to get started is to stop talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney

bull drink water Loc: pontiac mi.

1 a wet bird never flys at night.
2 if you always do what you always did,you'll always get what you always got.
3 women make the rules,men obey the rules,-- as soon as men understand the rules, women change the rules.

bull drink water Loc: pontiac mi.

women don't know how to be happy, they get crazy, because men do it so easily.

jadeast Loc: Virginia

It's better to be silent and have people think you're stupid than open your mouth and have them know beyond any reasonable doubt. (unknown)


This is my mess and it's just the way I like it! (my son)

GH2man Loc: Portland Oregon

If you can't find time to do it right, how are you going to find time to do it over.

Bridges Loc: Memphis, Charleston SC, now Nazareth PA

I've worked in business in retail and wholesale distribution for many years. I've been responsible for as many as 200 employees at times and a quote (he had it framed on the wall of his office) from one of my bosses was perhaps the best advice I've ever seen as relating to overseeing a workforce: "Inspect What You Expect".

Scoutman Loc: Orlando, FL

"More education is not a pancreas."
"Ten years ago, only a third of schoolchildren went on to higher education. Now it's 33 percent."
"You'd have to be disappointed, not to be pleased."
"I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar."
"The only way to stop this suicide wave is to make it a capital offense, punishable by death."
"I am playing as well as I ever played, except for the years I played better."
"Full disclosure is the worst you can do, except for everything else."
"Our cabinet is always unanimous, except when we disagree."
"If you set aside Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, the safety record of nuclear is pretty good."
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
"This is a terrific script. It just needs a complete rewrite."
"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined."
"There is no end to your limitations."
"When this sign is underwater, this bridge is impassable."
"Once he got past the point of no return, there was no going back."
"We lost because we didn't win."
"He's one of the unknown champions, because nothing is known of him."
"We havn't had any more rain, since it stopped raining."
"Osama bin Laden would never understand the joys of Hanukkah."
"Until you have him, you do not have him."
"Rarely is the question asked, Is our children learning?"

amyinsparta Loc: White county, TN

"Question everything"

"It is what it is"

"Love is all there is"

genethehat

when people ask "how are you" Answer "better than most, half as good as teh rest"