One Liners
Nov 13, 2019 20:03:59 #
Nov 13, 2019 20:05:49 #
MrMophoto wrote:
Oh one more; I have this in my photo classroom.
Life is like a camera, Focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, take another shot.
not sure where it came from, one of my graphic design students came up with it and made a nice design out of it.
Life is like a camera, Focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, take another shot.
not sure where it came from, one of my graphic design students came up with it and made a nice design out of it.
Absolutely! This is a keeper!
Nov 13, 2019 20:08:28 #
Yogi on a favorite restaurant of his: "No one goes there anymore...it's too crowded."
Nov 13, 2019 20:08:36 #
Reading a contract is an education but not reading the fine print is experience.
To misquote Redd Foxx: I wish I knew at twenty what I know now.
To misquote Redd Foxx: I wish I knew at twenty what I know now.
Nov 13, 2019 20:10:03 #
lowkick wrote:
I'm never wrong. I thought I was, once, but I was mistaken.
Sounds like me. No, I am not conceited, I am convinced, conceit is a fault and I have none.
Nov 13, 2019 20:17:04 #
Sendai5355 wrote:
Reading a contract is an education but not reading the fine print is experience.
To misquote Redd Foxx: I wish I knew at twenty what I know now.
To misquote Redd Foxx: I wish I knew at twenty what I know now.
Red Foxx was a favorite of mine. I liked his saying, “Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone”
Nov 13, 2019 20:34:56 #
Sendai5355 wrote:
Reading a contract is an education but not reading the fine print is experience.
To misquote Redd Foxx: I wish I knew at twenty what I know now.
To misquote Redd Foxx: I wish I knew at twenty what I know now.
Just remembered the rest of the line. I wish I could do now what I could do at twenty.
Nov 13, 2019 20:44:46 #
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
Sounds like me. No, I am not conceited, I am convinced, conceit is a fault and I have none.
Nov 13, 2019 21:35:31 #
tvhasben
Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
"There's never a bad day to be born or a good day to die." Reuben Blades
"Life is tough. And it's even tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne
"I spend most of my time sitting here trying to persuade people to do something they ought to be smart enough to do without my persuading them." Harry Truman
"The Vice Presidency isn't worth a bucket of warm piss." John Nance Garner VP under FDR Often quoted as a "bucket of warm spit." to be nice.
"Life is tough. And it's even tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne
"I spend most of my time sitting here trying to persuade people to do something they ought to be smart enough to do without my persuading them." Harry Truman
"The Vice Presidency isn't worth a bucket of warm piss." John Nance Garner VP under FDR Often quoted as a "bucket of warm spit." to be nice.
Nov 13, 2019 21:56:54 #
Nov 13, 2019 22:00:00 #
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with b**llsh**t!
Nov 13, 2019 22:02:51 #
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Socrates
Nov 13, 2019 22:46:19 #
LoisCroft--My dad used to say that. I still chuckled because they were funny many years ago. Thanks for the reminder.
Nov 14, 2019 00:27:47 #
Nov 14, 2019 00:30:03 #
Another Yogi-ism
When his wife asked him where he wanted to be buried if he died before her, he replied, "Why don't you surprise me."
When his wife asked him where he wanted to be buried if he died before her, he replied, "Why don't you surprise me."
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