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Nov 12, 2019 15:38:52   #
Curmudgeon Loc: SE Arizona
 
Thought I would see if anyone was in the mood for a battle of one liners. No quotes from living people please. All photography quotes welcome. I'll start

The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Samuel Langhorne Clemens
If today was just tomorrow, now would be yesterday -- Me

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Nov 12, 2019 15:41:51   #
pmorin Loc: Huntington Beach, Palm Springs
 
Curmudgeon wrote:
Thought I would see if anyone was in the mood for a battle of one liners. No quotes from living people please. All photography quotes welcome. I'll start

The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Samuel Langhorne Clemens
If today was just tomorrow, now would be yesterday -- Me


“I used to care, but then I stopped.” ..... me talking to my old boss before I retired.

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Nov 12, 2019 15:43:37   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
Today is the tomorrow that yesterday you spent money like there was no

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Nov 12, 2019 15:53:50   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
This is not original: The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

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Nov 12, 2019 16:35:35   #
G Brown Loc: Sunny Bognor Regis West Sussex UK
 
I am alright, it is everyone else!
If you got wiser as you got older: more people would listen to you!

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Nov 12, 2019 17:31:39   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
These two are from my pen:

Acuraccy is important.
Misteaks should be avoided.

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Nov 12, 2019 17:50:59   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
DirtFarmer wrote:
Today is the tomorrow that yesterday you spent money like there was no


I sorta fancy this one.

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Nov 13, 2019 05:57:23   #
jccash Loc: Longwood, Florida
 
Curmudgeon wrote:
Thought I would see if anyone was in the mood for a battle of one liners. No quotes from living people please. All photography quotes welcome. I'll start

The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Samuel Langhorne Clemens
If today was just tomorrow, now would be yesterday -- Me


Wherever you go, be there.

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Nov 13, 2019 07:10:34   #
LoisCroft Loc: Jonesborough, Tennessee
 
My dad had several good ones that no one would get until they had walked away.
"Wow! That would have been cheap at half the price."
In answer to, "What day is it?". "Tuesday - all day and half the night"

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Nov 13, 2019 07:32:20   #
A.J.R. Loc: Devon, UK
 
Curmudgeon wrote:
Thought I would see if anyone was in the mood for a battle of one liners. No quotes from living people please. All photography quotes welcome. I'll start

The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Samuel Langhorne Clemens
If today was just tomorrow, now would be yesterday -- Me


Sometimes you always lose

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Nov 13, 2019 07:34:00   #
finnmap Loc: N Illinois
 
I would say this while troubleshooting an intermittent problem - "If you do nothing, nothing happens"

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Nov 13, 2019 07:39:03   #
Country Boy Loc: Beckley, WV
 
The faster I go the behinder I get!

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Nov 13, 2019 07:46:07   #
junglejim1949 Loc: Sacramento,CA
 
Curmudgeon wrote:
Thought I would see if anyone was in the mood for a battle of one liners. No quotes from living people please. All photography quotes welcome. I'll start

The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Samuel Langhorne Clemens
If today was just tomorrow, now would be yesterday -- Me


Good way to start the day

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Nov 13, 2019 07:55:18   #
Dannj
 
Everybody’s gotta be someplace. Make the most of it.

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Nov 13, 2019 08:10:09   #
Leo_B Loc: Houston suburb
 
Common sense is only right wing if you are too far to the left.

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