One Liners
Nov 13, 2019 12:41:13 #
Nov 13, 2019 12:49:36 #
Curmudgeon wrote:
Thought I would see if anyone was in the mood for a battle of one liners. No quotes from living people please. All photography quotes welcome. I'll start
The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Samuel Langhorne Clemens
If today was just tomorrow, now would be yesterday -- Me
The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Samuel Langhorne Clemens
If today was just tomorrow, now would be yesterday -- Me
On an old poster we have put out by Chicago & North Western
Using winter as an alibi is just another snow job.
Nov 13, 2019 12:51:23 #
One more:
“If I want any crap out of you I’ll just cut off the top of your head and dip it out.”
Although I will say, that one can get you into a bar brawl. But it was fun!
“If I want any crap out of you I’ll just cut off the top of your head and dip it out.”
Although I will say, that one can get you into a bar brawl. But it was fun!
Nov 13, 2019 13:06:20 #
Since the clock turn back...
Yogi Berra: "It sure gets late early around here."
Yogi Berra: "It sure gets late early around here."
Nov 13, 2019 13:13:03 #
pmorin wrote:
One more:
“If I want any crap out of you I’ll just cut off the top of your head and dip it out.”
Although I will say, that one can get you into a bar brawl. But it was fun!
“If I want any crap out of you I’ll just cut off the top of your head and dip it out.”
Although I will say, that one can get you into a bar brawl. But it was fun!
Come bro, calm down, I do not know who you are responding to but please. I will have cold beer for you, just calm down.
bruce
Nov 13, 2019 13:28:20 #
- We're always the same age inside.
- The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
- I've reached the age where my mind changed from "I probably shouldn't say/do that" To "what the hell, let's see what happens".
- I intend to live forever, so far so good.
- The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
- I've reached the age where my mind changed from "I probably shouldn't say/do that" To "what the hell, let's see what happens".
- I intend to live forever, so far so good.
Nov 13, 2019 13:44:14 #
Curmudgeon wrote:
Thought I would see if anyone was in the mood for a battle of one liners. No quotes from living people please. All photography quotes welcome. I'll start
The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Samuel Langhorne Clemens
If today was just tomorrow, now would be yesterday -- Me
The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Samuel Langhorne Clemens
If today was just tomorrow, now would be yesterday -- Me
I like Mae West's "A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once."
Nov 13, 2019 13:54:55 #
riderxlx wrote:
Come bro, calm down, I do not know who you are responding to but please. I will have cold beer for you, just calm down.
bruce
bruce
Snicker...... All in jest amigo. But I’ll take the beer anyway. A Stout would be nice!
Nov 13, 2019 14:14:23 #
Thanks for the reply bro. Well all I have is a Michelob Ulta Gold. But I got one here with your name on it. I am so glad it in jest. I did not catch the reply you were referring to. I have read so much stuff I just it is just numbing. Anyway I am am glad it was in jest. We cannot get enough of that on this site can we. Ok bro, I am going have this cold one for ya.
Peace out man.
Bruce.
Peace out man.
Bruce.
Nov 13, 2019 14:15:52 #
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - - -Mae West.
Nov 13, 2019 14:19:49 #
Geegee wrote:
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - - -Mae West.
I would be glad to see her even if I had a gun in my pocket. That was one smart and tough lady.
Nov 13, 2019 14:22:42 #
It's funny you should ask that. It's also stupid, but I'm being polite.
Nov 13, 2019 14:33:24 #
Basil_O wrote:
It's funny you should ask that. It's also stupid, but I'm being polite.
Ok so I am stupid ? and you are who ?
Being polite is one thing, when we are being humorous and funny, why take it down the toilet ?
good day to you bro,
bruce
Nov 13, 2019 15:18:58 #
riderxlx wrote:
Ok so I am stupid ? and you are who ?
Being polite is one thing, when we are being humorous and funny, why take it down the toilet ?
good day to you bro,
bruce
Being polite is one thing, when we are being humorous and funny, why take it down the toilet ?
good day to you bro,
bruce
I don’t think you’re getting the concept of this conversation. No one is personally attacking you or anyone else here. We are all just coming up with one liners, be they humorous or not. They aren’t meant to raise anyone’s hackles here.
Nov 13, 2019 15:20:20 #
My boss said "Im the boss and your nothing" I replied "Aren't you a big shot, boss over nothing.
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