Funny books with religion as a topic
Aug 30, 2012 20:16:20 #
Croce
Loc: Earth
"Images of Jesus are fascinating. Mainly for the fact no one knows what he looked like. Semitic, he might very well have looked like Yasser Arafat".
ng, geeeich, how could someone who looked like Yasser Arabfat have been true god and true man. You will surely burn in hell for saying such a thing.
Repent, ng, repent, lest ye be banished in hell forever! Yasser Arabfat never took a bath. Ever, he was dusted occassionally.
May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your shorts ng!
ng, geeeich, how could someone who looked like Yasser Arabfat have been true god and true man. You will surely burn in hell for saying such a thing.
Repent, ng, repent, lest ye be banished in hell forever! Yasser Arabfat never took a bath. Ever, he was dusted occassionally.
May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your shorts ng!
Aug 30, 2012 20:36:43 #
lachmap
Loc: Sydney Australia
Croce wrote:
"Images of Jesus are fascinating. Mainly for ... (show quote)
Hopefully in jest!!! Jesus could not have been 'white anglosaxon'. In fact, my daughters exexex boyfriend (that's 3 boyfriends ago - at 33 I have given up any idea of her getting hitched to a rich doctor or whatever!!!) was the spitting identical image of the depiction of Jesus seen hanging up in the St Vincent de Paul shops. Long hair, thin face, dopy look.
Aug 30, 2012 20:44:38 #
Aug 31, 2012 04:23:16 #
i wonder if he's religeous now?
Croce wrote:
George Carlin's "When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops".
Aug 31, 2012 08:02:43 #
pooterpa76 wrote:
i wonder if he's religeous now?
Croce wrote:
George Carlin's "When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops".
Probably not since he's dead.
Aug 31, 2012 08:07:23 #
well since that's usually when one ultimately discovers the answers to the religion issue that's pretty much what i meant.
ngc1514 wrote:
Probably not since he's dead.
pooterpa76 wrote:
i wonder if he's religeous now?
Croce wrote:
George Carlin's "When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops".
Probably not since he's dead.
Aug 31, 2012 08:13:31 #
pooterpa76 wrote:
well since that's usually when one ultimately discovers the answers to the religion issue that's pretty much what i meant.
ngc1514 wrote:
Probably not since he's dead.
pooterpa76 wrote:
i wonder if he's religeous now?
Croce wrote:
George Carlin's "When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops".
Probably not since he's dead.
And you know this.. how?
Aug 31, 2012 08:23:46 #
because that's what they teach in sunday school & that's what the bible says . it's obvious that you're trying to bait me & i won't be led into your little argument where you try to impress all the other readers with your skills at making your point. you believe your way, i'll believe my way & please stop the childish baiting as it won't work for this is my last reply to you. have a nice day.
ngc1514 wrote:
And you know this.. how?
pooterpa76 wrote:
well since that's usually when one ultimately discovers the answers to the religion issue that's pretty much what i meant.
ngc1514 wrote:
Probably not since he's dead.
pooterpa76 wrote:
i wonder if he's religeous now?
Croce wrote:
George Carlin's "When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops".
Probably not since he's dead.
And you know this.. how?
Aug 31, 2012 09:41:22 #
Croce
Loc: Earth
Pooterpa, Don't give up so easily. Why not pray to Jesus to give you enough intelligence to continue your conversation with ngc?
Aug 31, 2012 15:49:03 #
i've got enough intelligence already. i just don't allow myself to get baited into convesations that have no constructive outcome. it seems there's no shortage of people who seek entertainment at another's expense on here. i made a simple statement with no intention of getting involved with any kind of argument enough said. be well
Croce wrote:
Pooterpa, Don't give up so easily. Why not pray to Jesus to give you enough intelligence to continue your conversation with ngc?
Aug 31, 2012 16:36:15 #
pooterpa76 wrote:
i've got enough intelligence already. i just don't allow myself to get baited into convesations that have no constructive outcome. it seems there's no shortage of people who seek entertainment at another's expense on here. i made a simple statement with no intention of getting involved with any kind of argument enough said. be well
Croce wrote:
Pooterpa, Don't give up so easily. Why not pray to Jesus to give you enough intelligence to continue your conversation with ngc?
You mean like posting like this: "well since that's usually when one ultimately discovers the answers to the religion issue that's pretty much what i meant."
What do you think was the "constructive outcome" from that?
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