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Dec 24, 2018 13:39:46   #
robertjerl Loc: Corona, California
 
Anhanga Brasil wrote:
Just like me, I think fast and type with one finger of each hand.
That was funny, even if not intended, because it kept the first and last
letters which is important for a fast reader to miss it.
I liked your way of teaching the youngsters to pay attention to what they are
reading. Congratulations.

Season's Greetings to you.

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Dec 24, 2018 13:40:38   #
robertjerl Loc: Corona, California
 
rmorrison1116 wrote:
He is a character in a TV show called Bull.


Played by the guy who was Tony on NCIS.

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Dec 24, 2018 15:08:43   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
DirtFarmer wrote:
I always wondered about things like "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche" (or whatever).


This part reminds me of the story of two men who enter a resaraunt and a cute waitress asks what they would like. THe one man orders a ham in rye sandwich and coffee, THe second man looks at the waitress and says, "I like the quickie." with that the waitress slaps him and knocks the man out of his chair, then walks away. The man picks himself up and sits down with a questioning look at the other man, who says, "I think that is pronounced 'quiche'."

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Dec 24, 2018 15:12:11   #
burkphoto Loc: High Point, NC
 
DirtFarmer wrote:
I always wondered about things like "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche" (or whatever).
Who is going to tell a Real Man that he can't eat or do something he wants to?

Real Men do whatever needs to be done.
There are only two things Real Men don't do: (1) bear children; (2) nurse children.
And Real Men admit to what they can't do.



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Dec 24, 2018 16:10:20   #
rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania
 
mslubner wrote:
I find these jokes funny because they are. I do not take offense, I do not shame people who tell these jokes, and I find men who tell me what I ought to be offended by offensive.

*A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?

*As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

*Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

*How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Absurdity has always been the foundation of a good joke.
I find these jokes funny because they are. I do n... (show quote)


But the reality is, they are all inaccurate and totally demeaning towards all women. If you find them funny then you are one of the many, many individual who believe women are inferior to men and are only here to serve men and do what they are told.
I was raised in a household of females, my mother and two sisters. My mother worked two jobs to see to it her children had a better life growing up than she had. She was a child of the depression era. Both my sisters were straight A students all the way through college. My younger sister is a retired full bird colonel USAF and no doubt she could kick your butt without a problem. One of her hobbies is racing vintage prototype sports cars. My other sister has a doctorate in physics and is a research scientist. Like their brother, they both ride motorcycles. My older sister, the smart one, her hobbies are baking and restoring and driving older muscle cars. I'm telling you this just to let you know not all females fit the template these so called jokes cast them in.
I'm not telling you, you should be offended. I don't really care if you are offended or not. I've not told anyone they should be offended, regardless of how offensive the demeaning humor is. I doubt you and people like you understand how demeaning this type of humor really is. If you find it funny, laugh.

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Dec 24, 2018 16:15:03   #
rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania
 
Ka2azman wrote:
Or they are just joking with no hidden intent! And pc people drum up events that are not really there.


It's the continual pattern. If you see no intent then you haven't seen the pattern.

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Dec 24, 2018 16:22:47   #
rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania
 
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
This part reminds me of the story of two men who enter a resaraunt and a cute waitress asks what they would like. THe one man orders a ham in rye sandwich and coffee, THe second man looks at the waitress and says, "I like the quickie." with that the waitress slaps him and knocks the man out of his chair, then walks away. The man picks himself up and sits down with a questioning look at the other man, who says, "I think that is pronounced 'quiche'."


Now that's funny and it's not demeaning because it doesn't imply anything. Also, a better punch line would be, I'll have a quickie.

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Dec 24, 2018 16:25:46   #
rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania
 
robertjerl wrote:
Played by the guy who was Tony on NCIS.


Yes, the same guy who has possibly ruined a really good TV show because of his sexist remarks on set. Michael Weatherly.

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Dec 24, 2018 16:31:02   #
rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania
 
HardworkingGal wrote:
I agree! It is a shame that people have lost their sense of humor and instead either get easily offended or put labels on everything...hasn't anyone learned yet....remember back in the day when everyone started filing lawsuits over the simplest of things....after effect... increased insurance rates and medical costs....can't wait for the after effect of all this political correctiveness….lets see what could be effected....songs, fairy tales, movies, childrens' toys and games, art (in all forms...including photography) oh what the heck...why not just take our bill of rights and tear it up already and we can all walk around and sound like computerized recordings saying only what is absolutely necessary to obtain necessities...Here it is I'm offended by all this political correctiveness! So everyone please stop it! And on that note....Merry Christmas Everyone! And I wish everyone a Happy, Healthy New Year filled with lots of humor!

PS: To anyone offended by the above....don't reply because you will offend me!
I agree! It is a shame that people have lost their... (show quote)


So it's ok for people to post demeaning jokes but it's not ok for someone to say something about it. You reference the first amendment buy apparently you don't understand it.

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Dec 24, 2018 16:33:32   #
rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania
 
Anhanga Brasil wrote:
I am sorry (LOL). The typo in this sentence has everything to do with the OP's post.


Even I find that humorous, as unintended as it was.

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Dec 24, 2018 16:52:59   #
rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania
 
dennis2146 wrote:
I am curious as to what you sold on your bazaar shifts. Oh wait!!! Are you trying to say bizarre shifts rather than bazaar?

How dare you make fun of the young lady who had mommy do everything for her. Doesn't she have a right to do things her own way even if it is not your way? Somewhat hypocritical aren't you? See how stupid this PC crap can be for common sense people. I suspect that just about every word coming from you could be judged as offensive by somebody. Sad isn't it?

Dennis
I am curious as to what you sold on your bazaar sh... (show quote)


Auto spell is not always our friend. I didn't make fun of the person at all. I simply pointed out something that's actually a fairly common trait in many people of her generation and later generations as well. It's actually documented in the results of a research project trying to determine why cereal sales have dropped. There are a lot of people who don't want to have to wash the bowl and spoon. Now that's sad. Look it up, smart guy! Not hypocritical at all. I didn't condem her for her habits not did I at anytime point out that I was in any way better than her. The most common thing about common sense is, common sense isn't.
You can't please all the people all the time. But, the object of this form of social media is, the conversation.

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Dec 24, 2018 17:13:10   #
Harry0 Loc: Gardena, Cal
 
I was inspired by the Lazarus Long quote ...
I am the house Big Guy. I fix the cars, the computers, the motorcycles, and the meals.
I love to eat. I like to cook. My wife likes to do many "girly" things- cooking ain't one.
She (and her mom and sisters) can't make toast without a recipe. I hardly ever use 'em.
One kid married a diva wanna be- a few years later they trust the "freshness" that "professional" cooks load into every meal that comes in a bag, a box, or a bucket.
My wife still thinks it's funny that after the "Woodwright's Shop" I like the "American Test Kitchen" series.

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Dec 24, 2018 17:18:18   #
biry
 
rmorrison1116 wrote:
Auto spell is not always our friend. I didn't make fun of the person at all. I simply pointed out something that's actually a fairly common trait in many people of her generation and later generations as well. It's actually documented in the results of a research project trying to determine why cereal sales have dropped. There are a lot of people who don't want to have to wash the bowl and spoon. Now that's sad. Look it up, smart guy! Not hypocritical at all. I didn't condem her for her habits not did I at anytime point out that I was in any way better than her. The most common thing about common sense is, common sense isn't.
You can't please all the people all the time. But, the object of this form of social media is, the conversation.
Auto spell is not always our friend. I didn't make... (show quote)


Well, I disagree with you about the joke being demeaning. Its a JOKE. However, I do appreciate you posting. Its been a long time since I have enjoyed a dsicussion as much as this one. Six pages, wow!

Bill

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Dec 24, 2018 17:21:26   #
Harry0 Loc: Gardena, Cal
 
DirtFarmer wrote:
I always wondered about things like "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche" (or whatever). .

They don't. They eat Frittatas. Cast iron good.

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Dec 24, 2018 17:47:34   #
rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania
 
biry wrote:
Well, I disagree with you about the joke being demeaning. Its a JOKE. However, I do appreciate you posting. Its been a long time since I have enjoyed a dsicussion as much as this one. Six pages, wow!

Bill



And you have every right to disagree and I'm not going to expand on that. I'm glad you see the bigger picture. The discussion, the conversation, the human interaction coupled with a thought provoking topic, this is what it's all about. Who's right, who's wrong, who cares. It's the conversation that matters. Sure, a few feathers may get ruffled; but all in all, it's very Newtonian.

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