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Jun 26, 2017 13:05:37   #
BebuLamar
 
SonoraDick wrote:
I have pretty good (camera) equipment; still working on the first part.

I often feel about my camera the same as I do about "smart" phones... It's is a lot smarter than its operator.


You get it the wrong way! There are many bad photographers with good cameras. What I said is that there are not many good photographers with bad cameras. So if the picture is good so the photographer is good then very likely the camera is good too.

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Jun 26, 2017 16:53:27   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
billnikon wrote:
Sorry, but that post has appeared here more times than I care to think about. Nice though.


Perhaps you should have just ignored it and skipped on by. I suspect a few newer Hoggs enjoyed the story.

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Jun 26, 2017 17:02:19   #
Kissel vonKeister Loc: Georgia
 
salmander wrote:
I'm going to remember that response. Some people who are not photographers seem to think that the brain behind the camera has nothing to do with good photos. Anyone without experience can do it. Just point and shoot, and, voila, photos good enough to hang on the wall.


You must have wonderful brushes Mr daVinci.

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Jun 26, 2017 17:10:04   #
salmander
 
dynaquest1 wrote:
I'd say semi-pro, pro and serious enthusiasts have good cameras when they can afford them. There are a lot of good photographers (who do not know they are good) who use cell phones for cameras.


My younger brother is a good example. He's 66, and his main interest in life is world travel. He has been somewhere in the world (usually for 10 to 14 days) at least 40 times. He's the best photographer I know personally, and he only uses a cell phone. He has studied art all his life, and he - gasp - "crops" his photos in-camera before he presses the shutter! They don't even need minor adjustments, from what I've seen. How can anyone do that? I'm so envious. His photos would make a better exhibition than many I've seen. He doesn't think of himself as a photographer - perhaps because he has no desire for a better camera - and, as such, doesn't think of himself as being much more than an ordinary cell-phone user who takes pictures of subjects he finds interesting.

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Jun 26, 2017 17:11:09   #
joegim Loc: Long Island, NY
 
To quote a photographer: "Great pictures are created in the mind. The camera merely records pixels."

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Jun 26, 2017 17:11:54   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Ignore those comments, Dean. Some members seem to lack a sense of humor.
Mark
DeanS wrote:
Perhaps you should have just ignored it and skipped on by. I suspect a few newer Hoggs enjoyed the story.

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Jun 26, 2017 17:28:40   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
markngolf wrote:
Dean was posting an analogous "joke". Some may have missed it?
Mark


Thanks Mark. If there is a serious side to this story, I suggest it is thus: when paying a complement to someone, regardless of the subject, I consider it far more important to complement the producer rather than their equipment. This is not meant to impunge anyone or their own approach to human interaction.

Thanks for watching, and I have just dismounted from my soapbox. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Jun 26, 2017 17:30:36   #
salmander
 
Kissel vonKeister wrote:
You must have wonderful brushes Mr daVinci.


What does that even mean? My post was in agreement with the general jist of the point of humor in the joke, so it looks like you thought it meant something else, which I can't imagine. Perhaps you thought that the last statement I made was serious, as in anyone can make wonderful photos, even with no experience? I thought that it was obviously a sarcastic comment. The last two sentences had the exact opposite meaning of the one before them. Did you not get it?

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Jun 26, 2017 17:37:07   #
aellman Loc: Boston MA
 
DeanS wrote:
An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented, โ€œThese are very good! You must have a good camera.โ€
He didnโ€™t make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said, โ€œThat was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots.โ€


Excellent. Right on target, but non-shooters have been influenced by advertising to believe that a better camera is the answer. People buy DSLRs (sometimes expensive ones) who know absolutely nothing about how to operate them, not to mention how to make a decent photograph. And AUTO doesn't help. >Alan

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Jun 26, 2017 17:38:15   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
DeanS wrote:
Thanks Mark. If there is a serious side to this story, I suggest it is thus: when paying a complement to someone, regardless of the subject, I consider it far more important to complement the producer rather than their equipment. This is not meant to impunge anyone or their own approach to human interaction.

Thanks for watching, and I have just dismounted from my soapbox. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž



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Jun 26, 2017 17:52:26   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
SonoraDick wrote:
I have pretty good (camera) equipment; still working on the first part.

I often feel about my camera the same as I do about "smart" phones... It's is a lot smarter than its operator.


Thanks for the clarification on the equipment.๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Jun 26, 2017 18:10:50   #
Lucky Jim Loc: San Diego, CA
 
Here are a few similar situations:

What NOT to Say to a Professional Photographer

Are you using a compact camera? What happened to all your great gear? (Too heavy.)

I put my camera in the P, A, S, and M modes, but it still wonโ€™t shoot videos. (Professionals take still photos, not videos.)

I love your pictures, you must have an amazing camera. (Itโ€™s the photographer, not the camera.)

(Very similar.) Look at those terrible pictures. You need a new camera. (Again, itโ€™s the photographer, not the camera.)

I see you have this tall tripod; you must be a professional. (Itโ€™s not the tripod that makes great pictures.)

Iโ€™m a fireman and Iโ€™m looking for a less stressful, better paying occupation, some- thing like a wedding photographer. (Dealing with guests, children, and parents in a wedding is more stressful than fighting fires.)

Congratulations on winning that photography prize. I noticed the blurry area in the corner of your winning photo. Is that a new, revolutionary trend in photography? Shall I follow it? (This was a mistake that no one was supposed to notice.)

Iโ€™m a professional photographer, but I love the iPhone, and for artistic reasons. (The iPhone is not for professionals. No interchangeable lenses and it does not even have a manual mode.)

Those are great shots of yours. Hey, we have a party this weekend. I would love you to come and take some shots. We cannot aโ†ตord a professional photographer. (A personal, though unintended, slight.)

I can be a great photographer, only I cannot aโ†ตord the gear. (Itโ€™s the photographer, not the gear.)

Hey, would you like to see my photo creations. I keep them all right here, on my iPhone. (Again this iPhone.)

Letโ€™s take a group shot before parting. Whoโ€™s got the best camera? (Itโ€™s the photographer, not the camera.)

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Jun 26, 2017 18:42:48   #
MadMikeOne Loc: So. NJ Shore - a bit west of Atlantic City
 
Jesterman wrote:
Too funny, when I heard it before it went. That was such a great meal you must have a great stove.


That was the version I heard, also.

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Jun 26, 2017 18:59:28   #
BebuLamar
 
DeanS wrote:
Thanks Mark. If there is a serious side to this story, I suggest it is thus: when paying a complement to someone, regardless of the subject, I consider it far more important to complement the producer rather than their equipment. This is not meant to impunge anyone or their own approach to human interaction.

Thanks for watching, and I have just dismounted from my soapbox. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


So when you show me your pic I will say "Wow, how the heck you get such good pictures out of that piece of junk?"

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Jun 26, 2017 19:01:22   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
markngolf wrote:
Ignore those comments, Dean. Some members seem to lack a sense of humor.
Mark



You're spot on Mark. I thought to myself, since no one else was present, that surely if I titled the piece as HUMOR, that would be a sufficient warning that it was just a JOKE. Perhaps I made a serious error in judgement. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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