Butch the Rooster
Jun 4, 2017 14:35:31 #
Butch the Rooster
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report just by listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a fine specimen but, this morning, she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize", they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on the planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
Vote carefully in the next election: You can't always hear the bells
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report just by listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a fine specimen but, this morning, she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize", they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on the planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
Vote carefully in the next election: You can't always hear the bells
Jun 4, 2017 16:50:41 #
Jun 4, 2017 17:05:20 #
I agree on that one.
Treepusher wrote:
More than a little truth in this one!
Sep 19, 2017 15:34:04 #
Sep 19, 2017 16:19:01 #
The warning bells rang loud and clear the last time, some just took them as a dare.
Sep 19, 2017 19:52:54 #
Texcaster wrote:
The warning bells rang loud and clear the last time, some just took them as a dare.
They certainly did, I paid close attention to the bells and voted for Donald Trump. Thank God I listened to the bells.
Sep 19, 2017 21:18:26 #
phcaan wrote:
They certainly did, I paid close attention to the bells and voted for Donald Trump. Thank God I listened to the bells.
That was the only real choice, I too proudly voted for Trump.
Sep 19, 2017 21:26:36 #
ejrmaine wrote:
That was the only real choice, I too proudly voted for Trump.
Sep 19, 2017 22:25:58 #
ebbote wrote:
Butch the Rooster br br br br br br Sarah was... (show quote)
Hey, that's a pretty funny joke.
Yes, sometimes you can't hear the bells, but you can always hear the lies disguised as promises...., unless your head is in the sand, it's hard to hear and see with your ASS!!!
SS
Sep 20, 2017 09:19:03 #
ebbote wrote:
Butch the Rooster br br br br br br Sarah was... (show quote)
And the dumbass ones still voted for Hillary and they are still whining about losing. Time to throw these in the pot or ovens.
Sep 20, 2017 09:21:12 #
SharpShooter wrote:
Hey, that's a pretty funny joke.
Yes, sometimes you can't hear the bells, but you can always hear the lies disguised as promises...., unless your head is in the sand, it's hard to hear and see with your ASS!!!
SS
Yes, sometimes you can't hear the bells, but you can always hear the lies disguised as promises...., unless your head is in the sand, it's hard to hear and see with your ASS!!!
SS
We had 8 years of that feckless lying POS half breed. You still can't get your lips off his dick, can't you Mr Sperm Swallower.
Mar 11, 2018 17:46:46 #
ejrmaine wrote:
Loser!That was the only real choice, I too proudly voted for Trump.
Mar 11, 2018 17:51:52 #
Mar 11, 2018 18:56:18 #
Mar 11, 2018 19:02:45 #
Kraken wrote:
There sure as F'n hell a lot of dumbbells out there. 
Yes, and many of them voted for Hillary as well lol.
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