A Fishing Story
Apr 10, 2017 11:49:52 #
A FISHING STORY
The king wanted to go fishing, so he called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.
The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way, he met a farmer on his donkey.
Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."
So, the king continued on his way. However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.
The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting! I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."
So, the king hired the donkey.
And thus, began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.
The practice is unbroken to this date and thus, the Democratic party symbol was born!
The king wanted to go fishing, so he called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.
The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way, he met a farmer on his donkey.
Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."
So, the king continued on his way. However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.
The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting! I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."
So, the king hired the donkey.
And thus, began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.
The practice is unbroken to this date and thus, the Democratic party symbol was born!
Apr 10, 2017 11:52:01 #
Apr 10, 2017 12:15:50 #
The tradition has indeed been broken.
The asses are gone, but the asses, asses are now running the country. Only theses asses the the size of an elephants ass. That's a huge ass!!!
And if you want to know the forecast, just put on this red hat. No, you won't know the forecast, but you'll look just as stupid as anything you say!!!
SS
Good joke by the way!!! LoL
The asses are gone, but the asses, asses are now running the country. Only theses asses the the size of an elephants ass. That's a huge ass!!!
And if you want to know the forecast, just put on this red hat. No, you won't know the forecast, but you'll look just as stupid as anything you say!!!
SS
Good joke by the way!!! LoL
Apr 10, 2017 12:20:52 #
SharpShooter wrote:
The tradition has indeed been broken.
The asses are gone, but the asses, asses are now running the country. Only theses asses the the size of an elephants ass. That's a huge ass!!!
And if you want to know the forecast, just put on this red hat. No, you won't know the forecast, but you'll look just as stupid as anything you say!!!
SS
Good joke by the way!!! LoL
The asses are gone, but the asses, asses are now running the country. Only theses asses the the size of an elephants ass. That's a huge ass!!!
And if you want to know the forecast, just put on this red hat. No, you won't know the forecast, but you'll look just as stupid as anything you say!!!
SS
Good joke by the way!!! LoL
Poor Shit Stain, trying to stay relevant.
Apr 10, 2017 12:26:31 #
rfmaude41
Loc: Lancaster, Texas (DFW area)
Red Hat? Looks like you're talking about the Red Commie Hat that all of the deemoncrappers wear, eh
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