JD750 Loc: SoCal

Billyspad Loc: The Philippines

"Skin this puppy out Buck, nine more and I gots me a fur coat!"

This gets it so far but keep em coming in. Oh someone tell SS he is about as amusing as an asthma attack.And whilst we are talking of odd has anybody seen old Mangles shot of his new model masturbating on a couch? Its a bit dark but look closely lol.

By the way I am truly honored to be asked to judge this quite overwhelmed in fact.

Tom DePuy Loc: Waxhaw, N.C.

See you can catch a tiger by its tail........(I know its not a tiger)....

Billyspad Loc: The Philippines

Well spotted bro!

buckwheat Loc: Clarkdale, AZ and Belen NM

It looks like things are slowing down. Ok, Billy. Make your final choice!

SharpShooter Loc: NorCal

pick me, pick me, pick ME!!!
SS

twr25 Loc: New Jersey

I said you were badgering me to take some nudes not take some nudes with a badger!

Billyspad Loc: The Philippines

My final choice is based on the wittiest caption SS and you need a to some work in that department my friend!

Billyspad Loc: The Philippines

Gonna stick with my original choice so dansmith is our winner. Step forward Dan so buckwheat can pin a medal on you!

buckwheat Loc: Clarkdale, AZ and Belen NM

And now...the rest of the story. This model is from Model Mayhem and she stated she would not work for trade. We wrote back and forth and I mentioned that she was a bit "twisted" and that changed everything. She wanted shots of her skinning a racoon which she had in her freezer. I thought it would make a really twisted series to do it in the nude. She was all over that.
When I met her, the 'coon was in a gunny sack and frozen solid. We shot for about four hours and broke for lunch, which she ate while nude. Then she went and climbed some trees and we shot for another couple of hours. Now, I was only 67 when I shot these, but we were in the mountains, and all OVER the mountains. Finally, about 3:00 I threw in the towel and told here we were going to have to start on the racoon. All she had was a multi-tool, and the 'coon was still frozen solid. The water in the stream was melted snow, and wouldn't help with the thaw. We set another date for when the animal was thawed, but she couldn't make that, and moved to Oregon. Best model ever and the most fun I ever had shooting! (except for that time in the war.)

Rich2236 Loc: E. Hampstead, New Hampshire

So, when do we see more of her?
Rich...

SharpShooter Loc: NorCal

I'm gonna file an official protest!!! How do I go about doing that? Do I need to file with St3v3n, he is after all in charge of contests.
Not that dansnith is a loser, but anybody who was smart enough to know that it wasn't her beaver, deserves to win. So I nominate a TIE between dansnith and Bobbee!!!
SS

Billyspad Loc: The Philippines

buckwheat PLEASE do not give this lady my address my cell number my email in fact nothing OK. I have heard of such people and reading about them in narratives such as yours is as close as I ever wish to be.
So she had a racoon in her freezer and wanted shots of her skinning it whilst naked? She climbs trees naked? Did an alarm bell not ring with you at some point? Im just very glad this slightly dysfunctional soul is based in Oregon and i'm 15000 miles away. Thank you once again for the srory and Im pleased you escaped with your life after a day with the racoon lady.

JD750 Loc: SoCal

Very entertaining reading! I agree with your choice of winning caption!

Thanks for the laughs and the contest.

1actionphoto

Rocky Racoon,....:)