Earworms wrote:
I had a slip and fall last year, it had nothing to do with alcohol. I stepped on some waxy, glossy papers, fortunately I didn't fall very far. Instead of falling backwards onto some concrete steps, I shifted my weight and collapsed onto my knees. Unfortunately I was only wearing flimsy footwear and severely bent back the big toe on my right foot. Nothing broke, but I ended up with a case of fasciitis that is taking its sweet time to heal. Painful to walk etc.