Plutonium Accident
Jun 28, 2015 10:29:39 #
Oh, dear--just as the messenger warned, there's been an accident involving the unstable plutonium that Martian's been using in his fertilizer.
During my morning stroll through Martian's garden, I found a space-time warp had opened up in front of his saucer-sized hibiscus (it had been absolutely loaded with that plutonium fertilizer), and I found a fresh theropod footprint in the soft soil.
From its size, it could be either a T. rex, or even worse, his larger cousin, a Gigantosaurus. I can't be sure. And there's no trace of the creature! He could be anywhere, and may already have eaten Boston!
Martian's nowhere to be found, and I've hit the Disaster Alarm to alert the Kitty Council and FEMA. Those of you living locally are advised to take shelter, and you can undoubtedly hear the Civil Defense klaxons blaring outside.
But it may already be too late...
During my morning stroll through Martian's garden, I found a space-time warp had opened up in front of his saucer-sized hibiscus (it had been absolutely loaded with that plutonium fertilizer), and I found a fresh theropod footprint in the soft soil.
From its size, it could be either a T. rex, or even worse, his larger cousin, a Gigantosaurus. I can't be sure. And there's no trace of the creature! He could be anywhere, and may already have eaten Boston!
Martian's nowhere to be found, and I've hit the Disaster Alarm to alert the Kitty Council and FEMA. Those of you living locally are advised to take shelter, and you can undoubtedly hear the Civil Defense klaxons blaring outside.
But it may already be too late...
Jun 28, 2015 10:40:04 #
Treepusher wrote:
Oh, dear--just as the messenger warned, there's be... (show quote)
:) :thumbup: :D :thumbup: :P :thumbup: :-P :thumbup: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Jun 28, 2015 10:45:06 #
Jun 28, 2015 10:52:13 #
Do I need the balaclava and the hazchem suit at the ready and my trusty sword, will it travel as far as the UK? Please report when this situation changes, I will be alert for any strange sights and sounds!!! :wink: :thumbup:
Jun 28, 2015 10:52:15 #
RobertW
Loc: Breezy Point, New York
What an unnerving development. My Granddaughter gave me a "GoPro Hero" for Father's Day; and if I were in your place Treepusher, I would be setting it up as a time-lapse observation device (actually, I don't even know if it can do that yet). Hoping that Martian turns up in good order and condition quickly and can tell you what happened...we'll all be waiting for the next bulletin!
Jun 28, 2015 11:07:05 #
Jun 28, 2015 11:10:44 #
cmc65 wrote:
:) :thumbup: :D :thumbup: :P :thumbup: :-P :thumbup: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Thanks for looking, cmc65. Glad you enjoyed it. I do hope you have an emergency bag all packed and ready, just in case you have to run when the dreadful creature threatens your own area!
Thanks for your visit and all those thumbs, always much appreciated!
Jun 28, 2015 11:14:29 #
Linda From Maine wrote:
Breathlessly awaiting further developments!!
Oh, this is dreadful, Linda! Disaster looms, and Martian's off somewhere doing heaven knows what, just when he's needed here! The Kitty Council may have to take another look at their choice for Minister of Mayhem after this one.
IF any of us survive... ; )
Thanks for your visit, and bulletins will no doubt be released as the hunt for both Martian and the beast continues...
Jun 28, 2015 11:19:39 #
Sylvias wrote:
Do I need the balaclava and the hazchem suit at the ready and my trusty sword, will it travel as far as the UK? Please report when this situation changes, I will be alert for any strange sights and sounds!!! :wink: :thumbup:
Absolutely be packed and ready! If the great beast chooses to cross the Atlantic, I have no doubt he'll be able to do so, unless the airlines and shipping companies charge him by the pound. In which case, you're probably safe. Unless that fertilizer that Martian sent to you has already arrived, in which case, God help you if you've used it, as the plutonium's unstable and you may see a beast of your own pop up out of nowhere!
Thanks for your visit, and we'll hope it's not your last one... LOL
Jun 28, 2015 11:23:38 #
RobertW wrote:
What an unnerving development. My Granddaughter gave me a "GoPro Hero" for Father's Day; and if I were in your place Treepusher, I would be setting it up as a time-lapse observation device (actually, I don't even know if it can do that yet). Hoping that Martian turns up in good order and condition quickly and can tell you what happened...we'll all be waiting for the next bulletin!
Thanks, Robert. This is really scary! The GoPro is a great idea, but the horse has already left the barn. It's probably too late to catch anything, but no harm in trying and I'll set one up forthwith and immediately.
Bulletins as they occur, and with any luck, won't interrupt your favorite episode of 'Sons of Anarchy' or 'The Walking Dead.'
Thanks for your visit and excellent suggestion. I'm off to implement it...
Jun 28, 2015 11:25:12 #
Treepusher wrote:
Absolutely be packed and ready! If the great beas... (show quote)
Funny you should mention that, we haven't seen the postman for a number of days. :shock: :roll: :wink:
Jun 28, 2015 11:26:41 #
MattPhox wrote:
What a revolting development this is!
An understatement, Matt! Martian--if he can be found--and the Kitty Council have their work cut out for them this time. A beast hundreds of times their size, how can they ever hope to defeat him? (or her, or it, who knows what this thing is...)
Disaster looms, and possibly the end of life as we know it.
But thanks for visiting in spite of the danger. Always much appreciated!
Jun 28, 2015 11:30:31 #
Stay tuned. Am sending you a list of places to send the T-Rex. A list of people to eat will follow. As Tony Montana once said, 'Say hello to my little friend'.
Jun 28, 2015 11:33:36 #
Sylvias wrote:
Funny you should mention that, we haven't seen the postman for a number of days. :shock: :roll: :wink:
Bad to worse--it's a known fact the Gigantosaurus's favorite food was postal workers. Part of the reason the dinosaurs became extinct, too. With the postal employees all gobbled up, the mail stopped coming, so none of the dinosaurs got their bills, their power was shut off for non-payment, and without heat, most either froze to death that first winter or were arrested for being delinquent and died in debtor's prison.
It's quite true, tho they don't tell you that in History class.
Jun 28, 2015 11:36:01 #
John Lawrence wrote:
Stay tuned. Am sending you a list of places to send the T-Rex. A list of people to eat will follow. As Tony Montana once said, 'Say hello to my little friend'.
ROFL!!! I can think of a number of folks to add to your list, John. Most of whom are probably already on it!
Thanks for your visit, and hope those sirens aren't disturbing you too much... ; )
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