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Jan 8, 2015 13:37:24   #
jfn007 Loc: Close to the middle of nowhere.
 
Rodney Dangerfield said he went to his doctor and told him, "Doctor, you have to help me. Something is very wrong with me! Every morning when I wake up, I rush to the sink, wash my face, take one look in the mirror and feel like I have to vomit." The doctor told him, "Well, Rodney, there's nothing wrong with your eyes."



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Jan 8, 2015 13:38:42   #
jfn007 Loc: Close to the middle of nowhere.
 
That's a great line!

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Jan 8, 2015 13:59:02   #
Architect1776 Loc: In my mind
 
Swamp Gator wrote:
Camera manufacturers should get wise and instead of useless scene settings such as Snow and Fireworks, they should have a Seventeen setting.
The one that makes anyone look like they are 17 again.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 8, 2015 14:30:35   #
bkyser Loc: Fly over country in Indiana
 
kenpic wrote:
But remember, we are NOT old, we are just chronologically gifted!


Holy cow, that is a great way to put it. I call myself "folicly challenged, but I can always temper it with Chronologically gifted.

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Jan 8, 2015 14:31:34   #
bkyser Loc: Fly over country in Indiana
 
revhen wrote:
Well spoken. When I survived a cancer operation and life-threatening complications more than 20 years ago, I realized what a gift life is. We EARNED every wrinkle, pound, and follicle loss. But life itself is a gift.


Congrats. Still fighting the good fight with the big "C" myself. My self deprecating humor is a way to keep spirits up when things get tough.

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Jan 8, 2015 14:33:11   #
bkyser Loc: Fly over country in Indiana
 
NJFrank wrote:
I think it has something to do with the amount of mega pixels. The higher the count the worse we look lol


if that's the case, I think I need to look for a 1 pixel camera, forget everything you ever heard about 36 MP, just give me one giant pixel.

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Jan 8, 2015 14:38:29   #
Dick Z. Loc: Downers Grove IL
 
jfn007 wrote:
Rodney Dangerfield said he went to his doctor and told him, "Doctor, you have to help me. Something is very wrong with me! Every morning when I wake up, I rush to the sink, wash my face, take one look in the mirror and feel like I have to vomit." The doctor told him, "Well, Rodney, there's nothing wrong with your eyes."

Now that's funny and somewhat true. :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Jan 8, 2015 14:38:45   #
SonnyE Loc: Communist California, USA
 
redhogbill wrote:
maybe, just maybe the camera company's will hear this cry and create a camera with portraitPro13 in it!!!!!

:-D :-D I would be doing selfies all the time


You could put a mount on the handlebars pointing the camera at you.
All the photo's could be categorized: The Place's Bill's Been.

The wind in my beard, the bugs in my teeth. :lol:

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Jan 8, 2015 14:41:31   #
redhogbill Loc: antelope, calif
 
SonnyE wrote:
You could put a mount on the handlebars pointing the camera at you.
All the photo's could be categorized: The Place's Bill's Been.

The wind in my beard, the bugs in my teeth. :lol:



love it!!!!! now I got "gas"!!!! I see a gopro in my future!!!!
:D :D

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Jan 8, 2015 14:46:51   #
SonnyE Loc: Communist California, USA
 
redhogbill wrote:
love it!!!!! now I got "gas"!!!! I see a gopro in my future!!!!
:D :D


Aaah, your lucky.
I had to build my own mounts to shoot in motion.
I always grabbed a handful of clutch, dropped to an idle, and shot.
Got some pretty decent scenery doing that.

Go-Pro on your skull bucket aims where you look. ;)
They aren't just for the Military and Law Enforcement anymore.

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Jan 8, 2015 14:50:26   #
jsharp Loc: Ballwin MO.
 
Swamp Gator wrote:
Camera manufacturers should get wise and instead of useless scene settings such as Snow and Fireworks, they should have a Seventeen setting.
The one that makes anyone look like they are 17 again.


That takes way too much PP. Or a much impoved newer software version

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Jan 8, 2015 15:01:27   #
El-train Loc: New Jersey
 
We'll have to pass a law making aging illegal or keep looking for the Fountain of Youth.

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Jan 8, 2015 15:04:00   #
El-train Loc: New Jersey
 
To Billwassman. We'll have to pass a law making aging illegal or keep looking for the Fountain of Youth.

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Jan 8, 2015 15:24:28   #
cjc2 Loc: Hellertown PA
 
Swamp Gator wrote:
Camera manufacturers should get wise and instead of useless scene settings such as Snow and Fireworks, they should have a Seventeen setting.
The one that makes anyone look like they are 17 again.


Watch, that will be the new craze in cameras. Better patent that idea while you still can! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 8, 2015 15:26:42   #
AndyCE Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
 
bkyser wrote:
OK, I taught a small lighting class last night for a small club. Our model (kid from one of those modeling schools) failed to show up. I actually stepped in and posed as the model for the hands on portion.

When looking at all the portraits, I realized that there is something seriously wrong with digital cameras these days. When my photo was taken with film, I looked much younger, less fat, and had hair. Something in these sensors make me look terrible!

bk


If hair was so important, God wouldn't of put it on your ass... :P Enjoyed the post and the replies!
Andy

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