Hang a note around your neck "I AM HOMELESS". What you propose is already acceptable according to the Mayor of NY.
Wrangler wrote:
What would happen if I were in Manhattan and had to relieve myself, walked up to a fire hydrant and and did so. I would think that I would be arrested. Upon going to court, I would state that I felt like a dog. Would the court find me not guilty because I have the right to be a dog if I felt like it?