Posts for: voornj
Jun 22, 2018 21:46:16 #
Apr 22, 2018 20:59:20 #
All excellent, thanks. John V.
quote=tusketwedge]God's Plan for Ageing
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose co-ordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, reach, and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom.[/quote]
quote=tusketwedge]God's Plan for Ageing
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose co-ordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, reach, and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom.[/quote]
Mar 17, 2018 14:00:40 #
Beautiful!! Thanks for sharing John V
vonzip wrote:
seems to form a heart.
Mar 6, 2018 14:07:49 #
Feb 21, 2018 18:55:21 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
I take it you have Ikea in the States..............I hope so, or this will have been a waste of time .
Cheers and Beers
Graham
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Cheers and Beers
Graham
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Love it! Thanks for sharing!
John V
Feb 21, 2018 13:23:06 #
Feb 21, 2018 13:20:52 #
Feb 21, 2018 12:16:58 #
fosgood11 wrote:
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Thanks for sharing, absolutely beautiful.
John V
Feb 16, 2018 01:19:43 #
Peterff wrote:
Aah. I married well, my wife is strong willed and independent. Also not a bad photographer, so she just goes her own way, or comes along as she pleases, but we don't have that issue.
Plus today is our wedding annniversary.
Plus today is our wedding annniversary.
Happy Anniversary!!!
John V
Jan 7, 2018 23:46:25 #
Aug 30, 2017 20:53:18 #
Eugenia,. Very nice. Are you located in North Central Florida? Regards, John V
Jun 28, 2017 14:08:07 #
markngolf wrote:
Just found this site. www.Wiknix.com. The site reviews computers and computer related topics. So far, it seems very objective and quite comprehensive. Also has a section entitled, "How to Fix". I've bookmarked it for future exploration.
Link to the reviews of 5 free photo apps for Win 10: https://www.wiknix.com/5-best-photo-editing-apps-for-windows-10/
Maybe worth a look?
Mark
Link to the reviews of 5 free photo apps for Win 10: https://www.wiknix.com/5-best-photo-editing-apps-for-windows-10/
Maybe worth a look?
Mark
Great site, Mark, thank you!
Regards,
John V
Apr 27, 2017 22:08:36 #
Mar 31, 2017 21:04:00 #
Thomas Firth wrote:
I've been lurking for some time and decided to say... (show quote)
Welcome to the Hog, enjoy!
John V
Nov 6, 2016 19:12:38 #