DeanS wrote:
A recent post, sorry, couldn't find the source, about a guy entering a bar with a 1911 Colt, reminded me of this golden oldie. It is so old it is bald, gray-bearded, and probably wears Depends!'
It is Friday night, the local drive-in is nearly full, popcorn aroma fills the air, John Wayne is on the huge screen, and all is well. Suddenly, a guy bursts into the control shack, grabs the mike, flips on the switch, and screams out, "Okay, I know you are in here with my wife, and I'm coming to get you!"
Suddenly, wired speakers fly through the air as a traffic jam builds at the exit gate, 21 cars and pick-ups, and one camper, no wired speaker, trying to exit all at the same time.
A recent post, sorry, couldn't find the source, ab... (
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I had a bad day, THANK YOU for the laugh that I needed.