alberio wrote:
PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE
Be afraid, be very afraid.
That is why I posted it here, too many hazards on facebook.
Sorry ladies but it is funny!!!!!!
WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
THESE ARE OUR RULES!
... PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.
1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...
PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...đ
PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!....đ
Fantastic! Reminds me of playing in the mud puddles as a child. A bit of freedom in a demanding stressed out era.
Beautiful lady, excellent work as always, Keep up the great work.
Some digital clean up work on the photo might reveal her name. Way beyond my capabilities.
Wonderful, the natural beauty of the unposed female form.
And not even a mention of it in the US lamesteam media.
As an instructor for Skywarn Storm Spotters, There is so much wrong information about tornadoes in this article. It was written by someone who knew nothing about the subject but grabbed bits and pieces from good sources and wrote a story. Yes, I know that is how journalists work, but when dealing with science, let the experts do the talking.
Beautiful photography of Nature. Thank you.
Thank you, that sounds closer to what I would have suspected.
TriX wrote:
Donât. Server farms such as Backblaze subject their SSDs to a hugely higher number of write/erase cycles (which is what limits their life) compared to a ânormalâ user as they are used in a highly transactional environment. For example, the popular Samsung 980 Pro 1TB drive is specâd at 600 TB written. In other words, youâd have to write the ENTIRE drive 600 time before you reached the limit, so unless youâre using the drive in a server environment with many clients constantly writing, itâs just a non issue. By way of example, I have Intel SSDs that have been in service as my most used drives for >10 years so far. And even if you ever reached the limit, youâd still be able to read the existing data just fine.
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3 to 5 years for an SSD, Many people keep their laptops much longer than that. I may have to start replacing a few SSDs.
Youtube impersonator scams are running rampant. Apparently youtube does next to nothing about it.
I wonder about the companies, they must still be making a profit or at least some return on investment in developing ultra high tech cameras for a rapidly shrinking market.
Rab-Eye wrote:
Now that is a beautiful model beautifully photographed! I'll take the real-life beauty of a woman like her over the unrealistic ideal of so-called physical perfection. Well done, JW!
For once I have to completely agree with Rab-Eye! She is truly a beautiful woman.