This one is a bit crude, if you are easily offended, please scroll on.
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Superman is flying around the city feeling horny as hell.
He suddenly sees Wonder Woman lying naked, legs apart, on top of a building. He thinks, "This is my chance!" And he swoops down, faster than a speeding bullet, f***s her hard and deep and is gone in the blink of an eye.
Wonder Woman sits up and says "What the hell was that?!"
The Invisible Man rolls off her and says, "I have no idea but my f*****g a******e hurts like hell!"
Very funny, but the next video was some really drunk guy driving!!!
To be fair, he did try really hard to remember where the Berlin Wall was.
Lend your car to your friend, let him save the old lady; stay with the beautiful girl. A no brainer!
If I can't take it with me, I ain't gonna go!!
One of the Jeeps still has the wire cutter on the front.
"Dress for the slide, not the ride"
If a man says something ia forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
When you sit in a rocking chair.....
.......and can't get it going!!
If the receptionist asks, then in a loud voice say:- "I have come about my sex change, but I don't want the same surgeon that did yours!!"
Try reading "Pure, White & Deadly."
I forget the author, and I have lent out my copy.
It will put you off the stuff for life!