This is worth a chuckle

Dorothy: ''That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week,
and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.''

Edna: ''Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7p.m., dressed like such a gentleman
in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but
a luxury car... A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... A marvellous dinner...
Lobster,champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me, not once, but twice ! ''

Dorothy: ''Goodness gracious!... So are you telling me I shouldn't go out with him?''

Edna: ''No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress !! ''

This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral ..
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry... I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist!'.
The minister fainted!

Just for fun

Sorry about the spelling of politician. Must have been having a seniour moment

At the start of the last war Britain could not import enough coal so young conscripts were sometimes required to go work in the mines instead of joining the forces. These were called Bevan boys after the politition who started the scheme.
One young lad who was called up was implored by his new wife not to join the army but rather to volounteer to become a Bevan boy instead, and so the following week he duly arrived at the pithead to start his shift. The foreman told him to go down in a lift to the bottom of the shaft and there he would be given further instructions. On arriving at the bottom he was then told to go along this passage to the end , turn left, go on to the end of the next passage where he would be given new instructions.These journeys went on for about ten minutes until he finally reached the coal face. After a twelve hour toil he arrived back home filthy and exhausted.
"Right," he said to his young wife,"that's it for me. No more mining. Tomorrow I'm off to join the army."
"But we're at war with Germany" she said.
"I'm not surprised" he replied, "We're stealing their feckin coal!"

From Glasgow Scotland