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> I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
> trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
>
> "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst
> into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry.
> I can't stand to see a man crying."
>
> "This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I
> was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
>
> I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another
> man ... And then my dog bit me."
>
> "So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it
> all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the
> poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing!
>
> But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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