A man was walking along the beach one day when he discovered a brass lantern in the sand. As he rubbed the sand off of it, a cloud of smoke came out of the opening and a geni appeared.

Geni: I will grant you 3 wishes
Man: I would like to have 100 million dollars
Geni: Done

Man: I would like to sleep with the 25 most beautiful women in Hollywood
Geni: Done

Man: I would like to visit Hawaii but I'm afraid of flying and I get seasick on boats. Could you please build a highway from California to Hawaii?

Geni: That's a tall order. Do you have any idea how much concrete and steel it would require to do that? I beg you to think of something else for your 3rd wish.

Man: OK . . . I've always wanted to understand women . . what makes them happy, what makes them sad . . . how to tell what mood they're in . . . how to please them.

Geni: Do you want that highway to be 2 or 4 lanes?

Q: How was copper wire invented?

A: Two lawyers fighting over a penny.

Did you hear they are going to start using lawyers for medical experiments?
1. There are plenty of them
2. No one will miss them
3. There are some things you can't get a rat to do

The Nuremberg trials were a joke. Why weren't Stalin and his fellow Soviet thugs in the defendant docket for the unprovoked invasion of Finland? Also, the Soviets invaded Poland from the East at the same time the Germans invaded from the West. The Soviets executed 10,000 Polish officers in the Katyn woods. Cold blooded murder. The Soviets had no business judging anyone!

Admirals Donitz and Raeder were put on trial for unrestricted submarine warfare. If you know anything about the American submarine forces during the war, then you know they sunk anything afloat around Japan including fishing ships and a Russian hospital ship.

And lastly, how do you write laws AFTER the fact and hold people accountable? It's like saying eating apples is now a crime . . . and oh by the way we are going to put you on trial for all the apples you have eaten up to this point.

The "Hunting Hitler" show is interesting but I doubt they find any proof he survived the bunker. If Hitler escaped, then why didn't Goerbels and Borman escape also?

Congress is working perfectly. They are keeping this commie, left-wing, liberal, progressive, extremist President from completing his ruinous agenda.
Sometimes, gridlock is beautiful!

The truth has already been told? WOW . . . how in the world would you know that?
I would like to know where Obama was during the attack. He surely would have been informed of what was going on. And, when the military asked what action they should take . . . it would have been Obama that told them to stand down.
I think he was in the war room (situation room) early on. He has blood on his hands. Four dead Americans . . . all in the name of not hurting his reelection chances.