FilmFanatic wrote:
Try http://www.reikan.co.uk/focalweb/
This is great it is fully auto on most canon and Nikon bodies, not sure about other makes.
Andy
The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk,
Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply,
So, they brought the cow over from Scotland , it was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
Then they bought a bull to mate with the cow, to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow, but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away,
No matter what approach the bull made, the cow would move away from the bull and was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to seek advice from the Vet.
Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the side, she walks away to the other side.
The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully. After pondering for a while, he asked, "Did you by chance, purchase this cow from Scotland ?"
The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned that they had brought the cow from Scotland .
"You are truly a very intelligent Vet", they said, "How did you know the cow came from Scotland ?"
The Vet replied with a very distant look in his eye,
"My wife's from Scotland ".
My works Christmas do has just been organised for this year.
Starting off with a couple of pints in the pub, then a few cheeky shots in a trendy bar, after that it's onto a live sex show, followed by a nights stay in a top London hotel.
I can't wait.
My wife's obviously not pleased but **** it, that's one of the perks of being self employed.
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WALKING THE DOG
A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco .. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.
A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly
underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and
calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"
The blind lady said, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs."
Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for the blind! Even worse, the pilot was wearing sunglasses !
People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story.....
Have a great day and remember....
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR .
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!
Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go. Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again.
Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good. Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way. Freaks and Cheeks - still no good. Loons and Moons - forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.
Everybody loved it
gfinlayson wrote:
When focus stacking, you need to ensure that the distance change between frames is much less than the acceptable available depth of field from the lens at it's particular settings.
For instance if your acceptable depth of field is 0.5mm, then your distance increments would need to be at the very most <0.25mm to ensure there's enough overlap in sharp areas to build the stack.
Got it in one
You need to overlap the same as you do in a pano.
An Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ..no mattah...all fukin same.