I'm surprised there's no 'punchline' !

She did have an Apple...............and Adam had a Wang !

Had the opportunity to give an impromptu piano recital in this castle some time ago. Believe I remember beautiful black swans swimming around in the moat.

In his de-fence......As old as it appears, it might well be construed as post mortem.

Interesting picture ! Almost like its own little forest. Well done !!!

BTW.......I've got a black kitty named Yami :-)

If your gas cap isn't hangin' off, evap problems are most often caused by the vent valve {usually located on the carbon canister near the back of the vehicle} intermittently sticking open, or a small split in one of the evap hoses. Smoke machines are sometimes necessary to find these PIA problems. Evap tests are run by the vehicles computer {depending on its strategy } in a random pattern, but usually will not perform this test when the fuel tank is over 80% full. Sometimes the fault code will help to identify the problem { Large or small leak detected }.

35 for myself, but then again I had a 3.0 in college............Oh, that's right, that was my blood alcohol content...sorry !

Perhaps they couldn't hear...... 'cause they were singing a few bars at the time ?

Probably so ........but if the pun was simply average......you'd then be accused of being 'mean' ! People who tell really bad puns {such as myself} shouldn't just be banished, they should be drawn and quoted. So there !!! :-)

'Wool' you allow me to correct you ? It was not 'bad'.....it was b-a-a-a-a-a-d ! And with that {so I won't get your goat}, I will not 'ram' you with any more :-(

Can't help myself ! I was actually put in that punitentiary for puns about sheep { wouldn't ewe know } a while back.....but for me, it was all'er mutton, so I decided to tempt an escape....So with that 'shear" willpower, I'm now on the lam !

.....and your 'pun'ishment for this, shall be a trip to the 'pun'itentiary !

Was in Beijing and Shanghai in 2002, and even then the air was quite polluted. Maybe wanna' consider some sore throat medicine to take along. Pharmaceuticals are {shall we say} quite different over there. Would stick to bottled water. Most hotels provide that in the rooms. Upper scale restaurants are usually reasonably clean, but when you go to more out-of-the-way eateries, you might take along some wipes for your chopsticks{silverware}. First word to learn is "nihao" { pronounced "neehow" }, which means "hello, how are you"? Most of the hotels and restaurants have at least one staff member who speaks "Chinglish", so most likely you won't feel totally lost. There are concierge services that can set you up with private tours to places such as the Great Wall, The Forbidden City, or Tiananmen Square. Make sure you visit Beihai Park. It is well kept, quite lovely, and you'll get a good taste of Chinese artistic endeavors. BTW....taxi drivers there can be very aggressive drivers. Don't be afraid to tell them to slow down ! You'll be inundated by a totally different culture, but it's certainly an experience you won't forget. Have fun !!!

Did the doctor say " Look, no hands" ? Next time you go for a prostate exam tell the doc to use two fingers.
When he asks why, tell him you want a second opinion.

It sure wasn't funny when I looked down during the exam though, and saw the tips of his shoes ! OUCH !