happy sailor wrote:
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Tailgating causes many accidents, when I would be investigating an accident that was a rear ender I would ask the lead driver, ok you stopped and then they hit you, I will say stop and you tell me when they hit you. I would count out the seconds in my head and depending on what count I was at when then said they hit me was what the driver in the rear car got charged with, under 2 seconds, Follow to Close over 2 seconds, Careless Driving.
In Boston, the Irish cop comes to investigate a bumper crusher. The first car was driven by a Rabbi. The second car was driven by a Catholic priest.
Patty asks the priest, "An' father, how fast was the rabbi going when he backed into you?"
Author's note: I thought I forgot this one decades ago.