By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
"Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others" - Oscar Wilde
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
"People who willing to give up freedom for the sake of short term security, deserve neither freedom nor security" - Benjamin Franklin
"Genuine Antique Person," Been there, done that, can't remember!
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." - George Carlin
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
I used to have a handle on life, but it fell off.
If you feel well and know it, keep the dosage...
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.