It amazes me that people often try to correct the names of others who have perfectly fine names, as is. I used to go into a Starbucks to get coffee and I would always tell the barista my name, saying the name, Dennis, and pointing out it is with 2 N's. Even doing that the barista would commonly misspell the name using one N. I stopped going to that Starbucks after one of their baristas corrected me and said most people spelled the name, Dennis, as Denis. I guess they were more interested in correcting my name than getting my money.

DeNNis

Going the e-mail rounds. Thanks Bob. :lol: :lol:


A Colorectal Surgeon who had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork decided to give up practicing medicine.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

Thank you just sprayed soda all over ipad. Hahahaha whew that was funny.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the former "Asshole Doctor" prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly which was worth 50% of the total mark."

"You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because in my entire career I've never seen it all done through the tailpipe!"